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Man in background: Ooo, I can't wait to try out this brand-new plasma TV!
Clark: Lois, I feel like we've come to a very important time in our relationship, a time when --
<distant noises>
Lois: What was that?
Clark: I don't know. I'm sure, whatever it was, Superman can handle it. But before I go... uhm, find him <wink>... I need to ask you --
Voice (out of frame): Yes! I, the evil Doctor Nefario, have perfected my temporal reversal ray! Fear me, Metropolis, as I return everything to the 50s!! <ZAAAAAAAP!!>
Man behind L&C: Hey, what happened to my... uhm... what was I holding? A TV, I think? No... I couldn't possibly have been holding a TV... Not without a dolly or something...
Lois: Golly! You know Superman, mister? Neato!
Clark: <sigh>
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Lois (putting up a brave face): "Ok Clark, out with it. Why do you keep disappearing when we are in the middle of an important conversation? I mean if it's because...."
Clark (hearing a siren in the distance): "Umm Lois, I'm very sorry, but I gotta go now." (Gets up to leave)
Lois (heartbroken and confused): "Is it the hat?"
If she had to move heaven and Earth, perhaps come back to haunt Perry and explain the story after they'd killed her, she would do it.
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"Lois, I have something very important to tell you..."
"Yes, Clark?"
"Well... uhm... you know the story of Dumbo?"
"Yes..."
"You know how he had that feather that he thought was magic, but that, really, it wasn't the feather that let him fly?"
"Are you saying I have big ears, Clark?"
"No! No, not at all! It's just..."
"Spit it out, Clark!"
"That's not really Columbo's hat."
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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I'm glad Rivka hasn't chosen yet I got an inspiration...
Lois: Look here's my imitation of a seal in a hat...ARF!!ARF ARF!!!
TEEEEEEEJ
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 oops! I forgot that I'm supposed to pick someone! Difficult choice, but this one tickled my funny-bone just right: Originally posted by AnKS:
[b]Lois (putting up a brave face): "Ok Clark, out with it. Why do you keep disappearing when we are in the middle of an important conversation? I mean if it's because...."
Clark (hearing a siren in the distance): "Umm Lois, I'm very sorry, but I gotta go now." (Gets up to leave)
Lois (heartbroken and confused): "Is it the hat?" [/b] You're up, AnKS! 
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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Thanks rivka  Here's the next one - ![[Linked Image]](http://www.cs.utexas.edu/~ankitks/images/ides.JPG)
If she had to move heaven and Earth, perhaps come back to haunt Perry and explain the story after they'd killed her, she would do it.
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Not sure what season this is from but it looks early.
Lois: I know he thinks I'm the worlds biggest bitch but I just have to act that way or I would be dragging him into the supply closet to jump his bones at least twice a day. Mr. Hardbody - yum. I just can't do that - it would be all over the Planet like with Claude.
Clark: Man I wish she would stop being so bitchy it just really turns me on. I wonder if I go to the supply closet if she'll follow to get in the last word. Maybe I can manage an innocent grope if she does. No don't think like that. Your Superman for gosh sakes.
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O.S: ladies and gents, welcome to our Best Puppy Look Contest!!
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...just jumping in to answer a question Not sure what season this is from but it looks early. Hey kmar, yeah it's from season 1, Ides of Metropolis.
If she had to move heaven and Earth, perhaps come back to haunt Perry and explain the story after they'd killed her, she would do it.
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Lois, don't look now, but I think we're being followed.
I said, DON'T look!
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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Lois didn't know what she was thinking,challenging the man who can hold his breath for 20 minutes to a staring contest, well it's not fair that he should use his superpowers to win staring contests...she'd have to cheat.
In this life of froth and bubble,
Two things stand like stone.
Kindness in another's trouble,
Courage in your own.
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Clark: Lois, I think we're being watched.
Lois: We're in the middle of the newsroom, Clark.
Clark: That's not what I meant. I think there are people -- people we can't see -- watching our every move.
Lois: What are you talking about, Clark?
Clark: The truth is out there...
Lois: Clark?
Clark: Er... sorry. Not sure what came over me there. Look, just trust me. I can sense things that you can't. There are people watching us.
Lois: Are you okay, Clark?
Clark: Hey, you! What are you doing?
skfolc: Uh... hey, look! A monkey!
Lois: You're right, Clark! There are people watching us! But listen, you. We're not falling for the monkey thing.
Clark: Yeah, we know it's just Jimmy.
skfolc: Watch out Clark, I know gals who know gals, and you don't even want to know what Yvonne will do to you, so just go back to what you were doing.
Clark: Yvonne? Who's this Yvonne? And what's that muttering I hear about a tank?
Lois: Listen, whoever you are, Clark and I don't take kindly to threats.
skfolc: Let's just say that we can cause you a *lot* of angst if you don't mind your own business...
Clark: Calm down. We just want to know what you're doing. Why are you watching us?
skfolc: Um... could you just maybe do us a favor and... I don't know, kiss or something?
Lois: What?? Kiss him? I don't know what kind of ideas you guys have, but Clark and I just work together...
Psychofurball: I vote for biting each other.
Clark: ...
skfolc: Rach! Shhh... we gotta think of something to tell them
Psychofurball: I am your god! Behave or bad stuff will happen! There will be havoc!
Lois: Right, suuuurrrre...
skfolc: Well... you remember that parallel universe? You see, it's sorta like that... oh shoot! You haven't gotten there yet... um... quick, Paul, think of something!
HatMan: Me? What?
skfolc: Quick! Someone call a beta reader! We've just screwed up the plot royally!
MeredithK: Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
skfolc: Mere!! This is no time for breakfast! It's the middle of the night! And what the heck is a kipper anyway?
HatMan: It's a kind of fish...
MeredithK: Fish?
skfolc: Someone call Wendy... or Tank... *someone* has to fix this disaster!!
MeredithK: Fish!
HatMan: Today's fish is trout a la creme. *ding*
psychofurbal: Disaster? What you are talking about? This is great stuff!!! Anyone got any matches? (I am not a pyro. I am not a pyro...)
Lois: Look, Clark, whoever they are, they're obviously insane and we're not getting any answers out of them.
Clark: <sigh> Yeah. So what's the plan?
Lois: Well, we know that whatever they say they're doing there is not what they're actually doing. So, we stay here until we see them doing it.
Clark: Uhm, right.
<JenniJac sneaks in, unties Clark's shoelaces, and ties his shoes together.>
(Thanks to Sara, Rach, Meredith, and Jenni for playing along on IRC.)
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Oh let's see...
Lois: You know what, Clark? Girls prefer guys who are... less husky.
Clark: I am NOT husky!
...or...
Lois: Did Perry just say that he's Swedish?
Clark: Just smile and nod, Lois. Smile and nod.
Okay, that's all I can come up with. ::hides::
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Hey  You are up, next. 
If she had to move heaven and Earth, perhaps come back to haunt Perry and explain the story after they'd killed her, she would do it.
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*dies laughing at Paul's caption* (oops, sorry. Blames reading the Challenge folder)
"You need me. You wouldn't be much of a hero without a villain. And you do love being the hero, don't you. The cheering children, the swooning women, you love it so much, it's made you my most reliable accomplice." -- Lex Luthor to Superman, Question Authority, Justice League Unlimited
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