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CNN reporter: "This man is wanted for crimes against humanity. He has been around for years going by the alias Clark Kent, Superman, or Dean Cain. But he is well known as Mr. Make Up. He is armed and dangerous. His lethal chocolate eyes are able to break any girl's heart. If you see this man, please contact Erica MDL at our Brazilian Office..."
"Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you."
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So Lois do you think that the current economic crisis would affect our chances at getting a raise?
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched they must be felt with the heart
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Perry: That's your kissing face? No wonder it took you two years to land a date, you look like you're about to sneeze! Now if that were Elvis...
'I just kind of died for you;
You just kind of stared at me'
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It has been very tough to choose, but I'll finally pass the torch to...
David!!!
See ya,
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What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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Wow, Awesome  I should buy a lotto ticket  As far as I could tell this one hasn't been done before... ![[Linked Image]](http://www.boomspeed.com/bustedbrains/S029.jpg)
'I just kind of died for you;
You just kind of stared at me'
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<Dragnet music in back ground> Detective Joe Friday voice: Suspect was charged with high speed flying in a protected zone and vandalism. Sentenced to 10 hours of community service with 1 year jailtime pending on future flagpole collisions.
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Superman thinking...Ah man, my mom is gonna freak when I ask her to post bail...
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OOhh, such a hard choice to make... TJ or TJ? I don't know if I should leave it a little longer or pass the torch. Go for it TJ.
'I just kind of died for you;
You just kind of stared at me'
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Dude, yer asking me to find a picture that hasn't been used. Bleeahh!
Okay I'll see what I can do.
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![[Linked Image]](http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/7137/images/photos/by08ck.jpg) Okay see what this brings up!!! TEEEEEEJ
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Clark (gasps): *That*?! No way. Lois (O.S): Come on, Clark. It'll be perfect. Plus you're the only one I could possibly ask. Peu-lease? Clark: Forget it Lois! I don't care that all the benefits go to the Superman Orphan Fund. I *won't* wear that Clark bar costume at your Chocoholic Club annual meeting!! Carole 
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" . . . and that is how you know you've applied precisely the right amount of hair gel."
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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Clark: (pointing at Perry) Now THAT's a typical case of Elvis-itis.
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" . . . and that is how you know you've applied precisely the right amount of hair gel." RIVKA WINS!!!!!  TEEEEEEEJ
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OOPS! Sorry to keep y'all waiting so long. *goes picture hunting* ![[Linked Image]](http://members.fortunecity.de/clarkkent76/Screenshots/SCPage_13/LCS252.jpg)
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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"You mean you DON'T think this hat will fool the bad guys?"
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Is it just me that Fortunecity pics never show up for?  Even when I copy the properties and paste them into a new browser window, I still only get the Fortunecity logo. It's the same whether I use IE or Firefox.  Wendy 
Just a fly-by! *waves*
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Hmm. And I checked with preview if it would show up, too -- the pictures from another site did not.
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
- Under the Tuscan Sun
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"Lois? Lois, you got hit on the head again. Lois, it's me, Clark. Are you okay? ... Lois?" <no response> "Right, then... Wanda? It's... Uhm... Kent. ... Wanda?" <no response> "Oh, great. Uhm... Let's see... Ultrawoman?" <no response> "<sigh> Hi, I'm Clark Kent. What's your name?" "Mmm... muh... Mushmouth!"  "Ha-ha! Gotcha! I was just kidding. I'm fine, Clark. ... Clark?"
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Oh... Sorry, Wendy. Forgot you were having trouble. Obviously, it shows up for me. Rivka and Archbish Anyone else having trouble? Wendy, can you see it if you go here, choose "screenshots," go to page 13, and open the pic in the 3rd row second from the left? http://members.fortunecity.de/clarkkent76/ Was wondering if maybe it was a country thing, if people outside the US, maybe... but the URL is .de... So... I don't know. Anyone? Paul
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Lois: Clark, I can fit into your Smallville society really well with my Uncle Jed Clampett hat and slack jawed yokel demeanor.
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