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Thanks MDL! That song is one I downloaded for my dad and when I saw the sombero (sp?) it just popped into my head! Here's the next pic guys lets see what you can do with this one: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc01/10-110.JPG)
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Oh, geesh I wished she'd used a Tic Tac.
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Lois (drunk): Look Claarkie, my feet ain't touching the gr...grau... the floor. I'm suuupper! <giggles>
Clark (rolling his eyes): Yes Lois, I can see that's because you are sitting on my lap.
If she had to move heaven and Earth, perhaps come back to haunt Perry and explain the story after they'd killed her, she would do it.
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Lois: *Sniff* "You know, you could take your time in the shower instead of that superspeed showers." Jose 
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Lois: Hey, Clark! Look what I learned from that nice Mr. Spock! <pinch>
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Clark: I know I need her to help me, but... ugh! Frog breath!
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Clark, thinking: I don't know how much more of this I can take! I never realized she could be this... evil! Why didn't I know what I was getting into? "It'll be fun," I thought. "It's just a kid's game," I thought. "I'm invulnerable. What could she possibly do to me?" Okay, okay... Just another 30 seconds... Gah! I am never playing Truth or Dare with Lois again!
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Clark, in a deep monotone: I am the Keymaster. Are you the Gatekeeper?
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Lois: Clarkie-toy is so fun to play with! ... Ooo! What does this button do?
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Clark, in a deep monotone: I am the Keymaster. Are you the Gatekeeper? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!  Funny Ghostbusters reference. Now mine... Lois in a goofy/dramatic Transylvanian accent: "You are in my power." Clark: "Yes mistress, Lois" Lois: "I vant to suck your blooood!" Chomp! "OWWWWCH!!!" TEEEEEEEEJ
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Lois: (thinking)If he's anything like Sleeping Beauty, a kiss should wake him up from this zombie-state he's been in for the past three hours.
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See ya,
AnnaBtG. :p
What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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 Lois: Clarkie, wantta neck.  Clark: I can't believe, my dream finally comes true and where does she pick to plop herself in my lap? The middle of the ****damn news room. Argh. I just can't believe it. I wonder if she'd figure I'm Superman if we suddenly wound up in my apartment. 
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Kmar, the tic tac one is unbeatable.
But let me try:
Clark thinking : "Oh,God... I know I'm super, but pleeeease give the strengh to control myself down here."
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C: Don't move, or this will get very messy, very fast! --- L: Claaarrk, what're you thinking about? C: The Queen of England. Naked. L: ... Is there something you'd like to tell me? --- C: For the last time, I'm not a just-my-size beanbag! --- C: No way. Nu uh. No more chocolate! --- Only 3 more exams *chants*. Oh well, back to the grind 
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they're all good but the one that really sticks out in my mind is this one: Lois (drunk): Look Claarkie, my feet ain't touching the gr...grau... the floor. I'm suuupper! <giggles>
Clark (rolling his eyes): Yes Lois, I can see that's because you are sitting on my lap. this really matches the expression on Clark's face You're up AnKS!
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Thanks, Here's the next one.. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.cs.utexas.edu/~ankitks/images/Eyes-4.jpg) 
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Superman: What's this game called again?
Man: The Hokey-Pokey. Come on, let's practice one more time. "You put your right hand in, you take your right hand out..."
- Vicki
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Blind man: "Come this way, Superman. I know the way."
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(just for fun, please dont pick me)
Only a select few know the Justice League's official secret handshake.
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Man: ...That's right. Now you slide your hand across mine---like this---and you say "What up, dog?"
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All were good, but I was most amused by Vicki's caption: Superman: What's this game called again?
Man: The Hokey-Pokey. Come on, let's practice one more time. "You put your right hand in, you take your right hand out..." u r next 
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Cool! I'll be back in a sec. with a picture! Later... Well, that was interesting. All of the Season 3 and Season 4 links on Christiane's site bring up a message in German with one of those "prohibited" signs (the ones with a slash through a circle). I wonder what that is all about? Anyway, let's see what you can come up with for this picture, from Season 2 (which I hope hasn't been done before - I did a "find" on Paul's Index, and it came back negative): ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc02/16-035.JPG) - Vicki
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Jimmy: What's wrong, Superman? I mean, aside from the fact you can't fly right now? Superman (in a tight voice): Hurry, Jimmy!! I gotta pee! _____ Sorry, that was gross.  Sara (who has stayed up waaay past her bedtime)
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Jimmy: I know that green rock makes you sick, Superman, but please, pleeeeeeze don't hurl in my new convertible!
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Jimmy: "What's wrong, Superman? You shouldn't be scared. You're invulnerable."
Superman: "I'm am, but she's not! Look out, Jimmy! The cow!"
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Bump.
Just getting this back up top where people can see it (in case there is anyone who still hasn't responded and wants to.)
I'm on my way out, but I'll be back this evening to pick a winner!
- Vicki
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And the winner is...... Sara!
I liked them all - job well done, everyone!
But something about Superman's face and Sara's caption just had me ROTFL!
You're up, Sara!
- Vicki
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Oh geez! Thanks, Vicki! But do you know how long it takes me to pick out a picture?! It's like me and picking out a birthday card! :rolleyes: Okay, I'll be back. back... and here we go. Sorry if it's been used before. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc02/20103.jpg) Sara
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Oooo nice one. Superman: See? Strong just like Popeye! Blond: Wow! I'm impressed. Lois: Wait a minute... if you´re Popeye... then who am I? Olive Oil??? MDL.
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Superman: Yep, built like a brick house.
Lois: I'll huff and I'll puff...
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You just kind of stared at me'
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Superman: Now I all I have to do is pull this string, Lois, and your loose tooth should come flying out!
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Superman (showing off for the blonde): Tiffany, I have all the parts of a man <points to his biceps> Lois (stunned, thinking to herself): That's it! Either I or Clark, or better both of us must sit Superman through 'Flirting 101'
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Superman: "Look! That's where it bit me! Can't you see the swelling? I'm telling you, it's poisonous!" Lois (rolling her eyes): "Oh, don't be such a big baby! It was only a spider!" (Stamps on it) Wendy 
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okay...
SMan - I so do not have a pit stain.
Lois - Why are you attracting attention!
Roo the blonde - Sorry my fault. I brought it up.
or somthing.
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<go away Roo>
Ok.
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Supe: Right *here's* my really ticklish spot.
Lois: OOOOOOO! can *I* try?!
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Tiffany: Any padding under that suit to give you those biceps?
Lois: How much of your brain did you use to think up that question?
Superman: Now Lois it was a good question no Tiffany you wanna feel cos there's no padding here just the genuine article!
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Okay... Roo, Erica, Wendy, AnKS, everyone, really... you all had me laughing!!! But this one took the cake! Supe: Right *here's* my really ticklish spot.
Lois: OOOOOOO! can *I* try?! TEEEEJ!! You're up!! Sara
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Hoody Hoot! Okay lemme find a picture hangon. ![[Linked Image]](http://members.fortunecity.de/clarkkent76/Screenshots/SCPage_2/LCS033.jpg) I hope this works! TEEEEEEEEEEJ
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Is that too big? Has it been used before?
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Cool TJ!!! Let me try!
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Lois: Competition Clark who can stuff the most pizza slices in their mouth in 20 seconds. I go first you count!
Clark: You're on! On the count of three, one, two, three...
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Lois: Clark, I drove all the way from my apartment and still managed to keep it warm. Don't you think you should pay for some of it?
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Clark: Lois, wait. I have something very important to tell you.
Lois (absently, while looking through the pizza box): That you're Superman? I know.
Clark: That's not what I -- Wait, you know??
Lois (casually lifting her chosen slice): Well, sure. It was obvious.
Clark: How? When? Why didn't you -- Never mind. That's not what I wanted to say.
Lois (disappointed, confused, a little annoyed, and speaking around/through the pizza): What did you want to say, then?
Clark: Ralph dropped by earlier, and he left --
Lois (moving the pizza away from her mouth so she can talk): Ralph?? What was he doing here?
Clark: He needed to talk to me about an article he was working on.
Lois (about to finally take a bite): Okay. So...?
Clark: The pizza was his, and, uhm... I'm pretty sure that bit over there is not oregano.
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Lois (staring at Clark, bemused): Ugh! Something's wrong with the pizza. Why else I'd think Clark looks like Superman with glasses?
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MAD DOG YOU WIN!!! I don't wanna go G-rated either.  TEEEEEEJ
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