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Jimmy: "What's wrong, Superman? You shouldn't be scared. You're invulnerable."
Superman: "I'm am, but she's not! Look out, Jimmy! The cow!"
"Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you."
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Bump.
Just getting this back up top where people can see it (in case there is anyone who still hasn't responded and wants to.)
I'm on my way out, but I'll be back this evening to pick a winner!
- Vicki
"Hold on, my friends, to the Constitution and to the Republic for which it stands. Miracles do not cluster and what has happened once in 6,000 years, may not happen again. Hold on to the Constitution" - Daniel Webster
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And the winner is...... Sara!
I liked them all - job well done, everyone!
But something about Superman's face and Sara's caption just had me ROTFL!
You're up, Sara!
- Vicki
"Hold on, my friends, to the Constitution and to the Republic for which it stands. Miracles do not cluster and what has happened once in 6,000 years, may not happen again. Hold on to the Constitution" - Daniel Webster
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Oh geez! Thanks, Vicki! But do you know how long it takes me to pick out a picture?!  It's like me and picking out a birthday card! :rolleyes: Okay, I'll be back.  back... and here we go. Sorry if it's been used before. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc02/20103.jpg) Sara
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Oooo nice one. Superman: See? Strong just like Popeye! Blond: Wow! I'm impressed. Lois: Wait a minute... if you´re Popeye... then who am I? Olive Oil??? MDL. 
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Superman: Yep, built like a brick house.
Lois: I'll huff and I'll puff...
'I just kind of died for you;
You just kind of stared at me'
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(Just for fun, don't pick me)
Superman: Now I all I have to do is pull this string, Lois, and your loose tooth should come flying out!
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Superman (showing off for the blonde): Tiffany, I have all the parts of a man <points to his biceps> Lois (stunned, thinking to herself): That's it! Either I or Clark, or better both of us must sit Superman through 'Flirting 101' 
If she had to move heaven and Earth, perhaps come back to haunt Perry and explain the story after they'd killed her, she would do it.
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Superman: "Look! That's where it bit me! Can't you see the swelling? I'm telling you, it's poisonous!" Lois (rolling her eyes): "Oh, don't be such a big baby! It was only a spider!" (Stamps on it) Wendy 
Just a fly-by! *waves*
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okay...
SMan - I so do not have a pit stain.
Lois - Why are you attracting attention!
Roo the blonde - Sorry my fault. I brought it up.
or somthing.
groan.
<go away Roo>
Ok.
I've converted to lurk-ism... hopefully only temporary.
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Supe: Right *here's* my really ticklish spot.
Lois: OOOOOOO! can *I* try?!
TEEEEEEEEEEJ
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Tiffany: Any padding under that suit to give you those biceps?
Lois: How much of your brain did you use to think up that question?
Superman: Now Lois it was a good question no Tiffany you wanna feel cos there's no padding here just the genuine article!
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Okay... Roo, Erica, Wendy, AnKS, everyone, really... you all had me laughing!!! But this one took the cake! Supe: Right *here's* my really ticklish spot.
Lois: OOOOOOO! can *I* try?! TEEEEJ!! You're up!! Sara
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Hoody Hoot! Okay lemme find a picture hangon. ![[Linked Image]](http://members.fortunecity.de/clarkkent76/Screenshots/SCPage_2/LCS033.jpg) I hope this works! TEEEEEEEEEEJ
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Is that too big? Has it been used before?
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Cool TJ!!! Let me try!
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Lois: Competition Clark who can stuff the most pizza slices in their mouth in 20 seconds. I go first you count!
Clark: You're on! On the count of three, one, two, three...
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Lois: Clark, I drove all the way from my apartment and still managed to keep it warm. Don't you think you should pay for some of it?
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Clark: Lois, wait. I have something very important to tell you.
Lois (absently, while looking through the pizza box): That you're Superman? I know.
Clark: That's not what I -- Wait, you know??
Lois (casually lifting her chosen slice): Well, sure. It was obvious.
Clark: How? When? Why didn't you -- Never mind. That's not what I wanted to say.
Lois (disappointed, confused, a little annoyed, and speaking around/through the pizza): What did you want to say, then?
Clark: Ralph dropped by earlier, and he left --
Lois (moving the pizza away from her mouth so she can talk): Ralph?? What was he doing here?
Clark: He needed to talk to me about an article he was working on.
Lois (about to finally take a bite): Okay. So...?
Clark: The pizza was his, and, uhm... I'm pretty sure that bit over there is not oregano.
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Lois (staring at Clark, bemused): Ugh! Something's wrong with the pizza. Why else I'd think Clark looks like Superman with glasses?
If she had to move heaven and Earth, perhaps come back to haunt Perry and explain the story after they'd killed her, she would do it.
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