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Thanks MDL! That song is one I downloaded for my dad and when I saw the sombero (sp?) it just popped into my head! Here's the next pic guys lets see what you can do with this one: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc01/10-110.JPG)
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Oh, geesh I wished she'd used a Tic Tac.
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Lois (drunk): Look Claarkie, my feet ain't touching the gr...grau... the floor. I'm suuupper! <giggles>
Clark (rolling his eyes): Yes Lois, I can see that's because you are sitting on my lap.
If she had to move heaven and Earth, perhaps come back to haunt Perry and explain the story after they'd killed her, she would do it.
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Lois: *Sniff* "You know, you could take your time in the shower instead of that superspeed showers." Jose 
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Lois: Hey, Clark! Look what I learned from that nice Mr. Spock! <pinch>
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Clark: I know I need her to help me, but... ugh! Frog breath!
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Clark, thinking: I don't know how much more of this I can take! I never realized she could be this... evil! Why didn't I know what I was getting into? "It'll be fun," I thought. "It's just a kid's game," I thought. "I'm invulnerable. What could she possibly do to me?" Okay, okay... Just another 30 seconds... Gah! I am never playing Truth or Dare with Lois again!
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Clark, in a deep monotone: I am the Keymaster. Are you the Gatekeeper?
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Lois: Clarkie-toy is so fun to play with! ... Ooo! What does this button do?
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Clark: I don't know what happened, but whoever's up there... Thank you!!
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When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Clark, in a deep monotone: I am the Keymaster. Are you the Gatekeeper? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!  Funny Ghostbusters reference. Now mine... Lois in a goofy/dramatic Transylvanian accent: "You are in my power." Clark: "Yes mistress, Lois" Lois: "I vant to suck your blooood!" Chomp! "OWWWWCH!!!" TEEEEEEEEJ
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Lois: (thinking)If he's anything like Sleeping Beauty, a kiss should wake him up from this zombie-state he's been in for the past three hours.
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See ya,
AnnaBtG. :p
What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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 Lois: Clarkie, wantta neck.  Clark: I can't believe, my dream finally comes true and where does she pick to plop herself in my lap? The middle of the ****damn news room. Argh. I just can't believe it. I wonder if she'd figure I'm Superman if we suddenly wound up in my apartment. 
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Kmar, the tic tac one is unbeatable.
But let me try:
Clark thinking : "Oh,God... I know I'm super, but pleeeease give the strengh to control myself down here."
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C: Don't move, or this will get very messy, very fast! --- L: Claaarrk, what're you thinking about? C: The Queen of England. Naked. L: ... Is there something you'd like to tell me? --- C: For the last time, I'm not a just-my-size beanbag! --- C: No way. Nu uh. No more chocolate! --- Only 3 more exams *chants*. Oh well, back to the grind 
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You just kind of stared at me'
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they're all good but the one that really sticks out in my mind is this one: Lois (drunk): Look Claarkie, my feet ain't touching the gr...grau... the floor. I'm suuupper! <giggles>
Clark (rolling his eyes): Yes Lois, I can see that's because you are sitting on my lap. this really matches the expression on Clark's face You're up AnKS!
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Thanks, Here's the next one.. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.cs.utexas.edu/~ankitks/images/Eyes-4.jpg) 
If she had to move heaven and Earth, perhaps come back to haunt Perry and explain the story after they'd killed her, she would do it.
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Superman: What's this game called again?
Man: The Hokey-Pokey. Come on, let's practice one more time. "You put your right hand in, you take your right hand out..."
- Vicki
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Blind man: "Come this way, Superman. I know the way."
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(just for fun, please dont pick me)
Only a select few know the Justice League's official secret handshake.
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Man: ...That's right. Now you slide your hand across mine---like this---and you say "What up, dog?"
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All were good, but I was most amused by Vicki's caption: Superman: What's this game called again?
Man: The Hokey-Pokey. Come on, let's practice one more time. "You put your right hand in, you take your right hand out..." u r next 
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Cool! I'll be back in a sec. with a picture! Later... Well, that was interesting. All of the Season 3 and Season 4 links on Christiane's site bring up a message in German with one of those "prohibited" signs (the ones with a slash through a circle). I wonder what that is all about? Anyway, let's see what you can come up with for this picture, from Season 2 (which I hope hasn't been done before - I did a "find" on Paul's Index, and it came back negative): ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc02/16-035.JPG) - Vicki
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Jimmy: Oh G.., no one told me Superman would be giving me my drivers test. Oh man, Oh man. Superman: No Jimmy, it's Superman! 
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Jimmy: What's wrong, Superman? I mean, aside from the fact you can't fly right now? Superman (in a tight voice): Hurry, Jimmy!! I gotta pee! _____ Sorry, that was gross.  Sara (who has stayed up waaay past her bedtime)
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Jimmy: I know that green rock makes you sick, Superman, but please, pleeeeeeze don't hurl in my new convertible!
TEEEEEEEEEJ
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