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Since it's been so long, and no one posted a new picture, I thought I'd provide it myself as I want the game to continue.  TJ, since you won the last thread, you should judge this one. Unless, of course, you want to pass the torch or something. So here it is: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc02/16-027.JPG) (It hasn't been used, has it?) Julie
Mulder: Imagine if you could come back and take out five people who had caused you to suffer. Who would they be?
Scully: I only get five?
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Thanks for setting that up, Julie. Sure I'd love to judge the next caption, how long do you guys give it? couple of days? a week? certain number of posts? TEEEEEEJ<who's wondering "what if MY caption is the best" heeheeheee> 
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TJ, usally you pick a winner when there hasn't been a new entry in a few days - which is your sign there probably won't be any new ones either. Julie 
Mulder: Imagine if you could come back and take out five people who had caused you to suffer. Who would they be?
Scully: I only get five?
Mulder: I remembered your birthday this year, didn't I, Scully?
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Clark: "Are you sure, Lois?"
Lois: "Yes, I'm sure. C'mon, Clark, this dance is all the rage. Do the Kangaroo!"
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But, Clark, dahling, my nails aren't dry yet.
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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Lois: Clark, there is no such thing as hypnotism! It's all fake. People just playing along on stage.
Clark: What about last night when Perry was hypnotized? Now, whenever Jimmy says the word "Chief," Perry puts his finger up and says, "Great idea, Jimmy!"
Lois: Come on. You think that's real? Perry is just playing along to teach Jimmy a lesson. You'll see.
Clark: Oh, really?
Lois: Yes, really.
Clark: Fine. Have it your way, Mad Dog Lane.
Lois <begging like a dog>: Bow wow!
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Rivka Wins!! Next!
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Cool! Oh, wait -- that means I have to go picture hunting. Ok, try this one: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.kachor.de/christiane/lnc04/16005.jpg)
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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Lois : I want that teddy bear!!!!! I want it!!! Let me go... LET ME GO.... *sob*
Clark : Now Lois, you know that teddy bear belongs to Perry, and he loves it. I'll get a new one for you.
Man in the background of the phone : Yes, i would like to report an escape from the mental institution.
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Lois: Just one more bottle... I'm not drunk! Honest... Julie
Mulder: Imagine if you could come back and take out five people who had caused you to suffer. Who would they be?
Scully: I only get five?
Mulder: I remembered your birthday this year, didn't I, Scully?
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Lois: Ooo... Fudge Castle! Must go! Fudge!
Clark: Lois, no! It's not good for the baby. You know that!
Lois: Want... fudge!
Man on phone: Metropolis Star? Boy, do I have a scoop for you! Clark Kent is Superman! ... How do I know? I can see him, right now. He's keeping Lois Lane from chocolate. No human being on earth can do that. ... Front page? Really? I'll go grab my camera!
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Clark: It's been fourteen hours, Lois!
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(voiceover): And to this day, every Christmas, Lois Lane still gets a craving to play with her Atomic Space Rat collection...
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And the winner is . . . Paul! Lois: Ooo... Fudge Castle! Must go! Fudge!
Clark: Lois, no! It's not good for the baby. You know that!
Lois: Want... fudge!
Man on phone: Metropolis Star? Boy, do I have a scoop for you! Clark Kent is Superman! ... How do I know? I can see him, right now. He's keeping Lois Lane from chocolate. No human being on earth can do that. ... Front page? Really? I'll go grab my camera!
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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Me? Really? Cool, thanks! Glad you liked it. So, uhm... new pic, huh? Shaky, slow connection and frequently crashing comp. Better make it quick. Okay, how about this one? ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc02/11132.jpg) Paul
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(Off) Lois: [rolls her eyes and throws a pillow at him] "That is the WORST George Burns I've EVER seen!"
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Clark: Come'on Lois, lets play the Pokey Game.
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LOIS?! What happened to all your clothes?
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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Clark: Let's sit down for a drink and a smoke, Moneypenny.
Lois: Clark, if you call me that one more time, you'll be kissing pavement. And will you take that plastic thing out of your mouth? We've got work to do! Sheesh! One undercover stake out, and he thinks he's--
Clark: Kent. Clark Kent.
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Edit 7/11: Oh, ps, this entry is just for kicks since I might not have internet access this week. Ignore my entry.
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Little Trout: I got one, Pa! I got one! Boy, he must be a *whopper*!!!
Big Trout: Atta boy, son! Now reel him in, nice and slow. Then once he's in the water, haul him into the boat and I'll whack him with the oar.
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Clark: "Lois, can I move now!?! Its been over 2 hours!"
Lois: "NO! If I'm to sculpt your head to a tee then you have to stay STILL!" putting a thumb out to measure his head. "Sheesh Clark you have a big head!" she says while grabbing another huge lump of clay.
*Clark makes face seen in picture*
Lois: "GREAT! Hold it right there!"
Clark: *Groans*
and end scene!
well thats what came to me! All of these posts are hilarious!!!! I've been laughing so hard my stomach hurts! *goes to get pain killers*
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Sorry it's taken so long for me to come up with a winner. I've been having the worst time trying to get connected and stay connected here (we're on vacation). They repaired our phone line once, but it doesn't seem to have lasted very long... Anyway, I'm here now, so it's time to pick a winner and get a new picture! And, in the absence of any Batman TV references (is it just me, or does that pic practically shout "Penguin!"?), that winner is going to have to be... Our latest entry from Andie Anderson! Good one, Andie! You're up! Paul
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We have a problem...since this is my first time posting a picture I did everything I was suppose to but..the picture won't come up...can someone help? Sorry! Maybe I'm doing something wrong...thats probably the answer...Sorry!
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Andie, take a look here: http://www.lcficmbs.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=11;t=000005 See ya! AnnaBtG.
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![[Linked Image]](http://www.kachor.de/christiane/lnc03/09-42.jpg) YAY it worked!!!!!!!!!! Thank You Anna!! I knew I was doing it wrong the first time! Thank You Paul for picking me!! I'm so happy I got picked!! There were some really funny posts though! I'm pretty sure that this picture hasn't been posted yet, but if it has then I'm sorry and I will go and get a new one! Can't wait to see what you guys say! Later Days! Andie
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Lois: "... Nine... Ten. You'd better be hidden now, Clark, because I'm going to seek!"
Clark (OS), thinking: "She'll never find me here, hovering above her..."
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Clark (OS): Lois, didn't your mother ever tell you that it's not good to stifle a sneeze.
Lois a momemt later shaking her head: Do I know you?
Clark: no No NO NO!! Not again!!!
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Lois, thinking: I'm stuck here in this universe for the rest of my life? No! I won't accept it! There's got to be something I can do... Tried calling for Superman. Nothing. Tried contacting Wells. Nothing. Tried contacting Andrus. Nothing. Only one thing left to do, I guess...
"There's no place like the Daily Planet newsroom. There's no place like the Daily Planet newsroom. There's no place like the Daily Planet newsroom..."
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"I did not just see whatever that thing was that Dan left on my desk. I did not just see whatever that thing was that Dan left on my desk. I did not..."
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Wow, what a stressful day. To top it all off, I've got nothing to show for it. Ugh. Okay, Lois. Time to go to your happy place. Out by the ocean. The smell of the sea, the sound of the waves. A nice, quiet beach away from everything else. The tide is coming in, and the smugglers are offloading crate after crate of drugs, guns, and all sorts of illegal goods. The Coast Guard is turning a blind eye to them, and the paper trail goes all the way back to the White House. It's the biggest scandal in decades, and I've got the exclusive...
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Clark, thinking (O.S.): Whew. I thought there was no way I was going to keep Lois out of that bar! Sure, there's probably a story in it, but even I'm scared to set foot in that place, and I'm invulnerable! Just glad I was able to keep her busy all day running around on wild goose chases. By the time she got home, I'll be she was so tired she didn't even bother changing into pajamas! No way she'll be going into that bar tonight.
Lois, sleepwalking: Must... get... story...
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Well since I haven't seen a new post for a few days, I have decided on a winner. Now it came pretty close but...I would have to say that *drum roll* Saskia your up! Thanks Everyone for posting they were hilarious!! Can't wait to see what the next picture is!!! Later Days! Andie
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Thanks Andie! Although I'm better at the captions than finding a nice picture... see what you all can do with this: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc01/08061.jpg) Saskia
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Lois: I'm getting a vision. I'm seeing . . . Yes, I think it's a ficus. And a haircut?
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Clark: Ow! Lois, what was that for? Lois: Sorry, there was a mosquito on your forehead. ~~~ Lois: Duh, Clark! Sara (who's discovered that she really shouldn't read this thread while at a public computer...  )
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Lois: Clark, pull over.
Clark: What is it?
Lois: Just pull over.
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Clark: Okay. What is it?
Lois: You've been driving like a maniac, and that should mean something coming from me. I don't know what to do about it, but I'm going to give this a shot... demons, out!
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Lois: I just noticed something, Clark...
Clark: What?
Lois: You're... hot!
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Lois: Hmm, maybe if I put my hand like this, and then squint my eyes like this... Hmm, nope... Still not seeing it. Okay, tell me again how you're Superman...?
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Lois: Clark, you're burning up! Are you sure you're okay?
Clark: Yes, I'm sure. I'm not sick.
Lois: You're certain?
Clark: Yes, I'm certain.
Lois: But your head feels so warm...
Clark: Yes, well, uhm...
Lois: Clark, what is it?
Clark: Well, I'm sitting in an enclosed space with a beautiful woman, and she's wearing something with a very low neckline, and she's touching me...
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Lois: OMG!
Clark: What?
Lois: You look at something every day, it's right there in front of your very eyes, but somehow, you never really notice it...
Clark: Lois?
Lois: Clark, I...
Clark: Yes, Lois...?
Lois: I really need to get some moisturizer for these hands!
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Lois: Poor Clark's delusional, maybe he's sick, hmm no fever...
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I guess it's time I pick a winner. *drum roll* And the winner is... Lois: Hmm, maybe if I put my hand like this, and then squint my eyes like this... Hmm, nope... Still not seeing it. Okay, tell me again how you're Superman...? Paul, you're up again! Saskia
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Woo-hoo! Thanks, Sas! I'm glad you liked it. So, time for a new pic, huh? Okay... Have a go at this one: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc01/09274.jpg) Paul
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News Guy: ...where witnesses say Daily Planet reporter Lois Lane danced the CanCan in a *chicken* costume---
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LOL! ohh that was hilarious! sorry I just had to post and say that...can't think of anything to say about this pic, maybe something will come to me  but QOTC your good!! Later Days! Andie
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Guy: "Dear viewers, it now appears that Lois Lane is practising her breaking and entering plus stealing tactics live for all of you to see!"
Lois: "Give me that!"
Guy: "So, Lois, do you have any tips for our viewers?"
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Well, it's been a few days, and still only 2 captions for this one. Hmm. Well, hopefully the next person will be able to find a more captionable pic.
So, who is the next person, you ask? Right. Tough call. Good job, both of you. Saskia makes a good point about Lois's amazing steath and cunning, but QOTC's entry just strikes me for some reason. Besides, Saskia just went and I don't think Mary has posted a pic in a while. So... You're up, Mary!
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Oh, yipee! Yayness!  /me runs off to find a pic... /me runs back Got it! Well, FoLCs, have at it! ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc02/16-043.JPG)
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Clark: Lois, I told you not to have all those daquiris! Julie
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Clark: Lois, put down that couch! I don't care that yours feel like plywood, we are *not* going to get thrown in jail for theft!
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Clark: "EEK!!! Lois, theres a spider KILL IT!!!"
Lois: "I'd rather squish you then this bug..."
Clark: *whining* "Please Lois!!! You know I'm afraid of spiders!!!"
Lois: *leaning down* "Alright! I performed the assasination...now you pay up!"
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Clark: Lois! I'm not arguing. You want to cut your hair, I'm all for it.
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<Lois breathing heavily>
Clark: Lois, are you okay?
<Lois breathing heavily>
Clark: Lois?
Lois <deep voice>: Clark, I am your mother.
Clark: No, you're my wife. Lois, what's going on?
Lois <speaking normally>: Look, Clark, I just got this new haircut, and when I looked in the mirror I saw the way it falls when I hold my head like this. I just wanted to see if I could do a Darth Vader impression to go with it.
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Clark: Lois, are you okay?
Lois: Can't... see...
Clark: Lois, what is it?
Lois: Your tie... I looked too closely at it... I'll be okay in a few minutes. I think...
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Clark: Lois, I'm sorry. I was just kidding. I'd never go back to Ralph's pagoda. Really...
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Clark, thinking: Okay, looks like I can cross guacamole off the list of foods I can serve to Lois while she's pregnant...
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Lois: OMG!
Clark: You found something?
Lois: Oh yeah!
Clark: Evidence linking him to the murders?
Lois: No, better!
Clark: A list of where he plans to strike next?
Lois: Better!
Clark: Doccuments showing he bribed the cops to look the other way?
Lois: No. Nothing like that. I don't think he's even involved with the murders, after all...
Clark: So what is it?
Lois: The recipie for the new Triple Fudge Crunch Bar!
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Boards Chief Administrator Pulitzer
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No captions of my own to add, but I just had to say...  Tank, Paul, and Andie! Sara
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Pulitzer
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Pulitzer
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Well, it's been a few days; past time to pick a winner. I actually had to ask my mom to help me pick! In the end, we settled on: Originally posted by HatMan:
Lois: [b]OMG!
Clark: You found something?
Lois: Oh yeah!
Clark: Evidence linking him to the murders?
Lois: No, better!
Clark: A list of where he plans to strike next?
Lois: Better!
Clark: Doccuments showing he bribed the cops to look the other way?
Lois: No. Nothing like that. I don't think he's even involved with the murders, after all...
Clark: So what is it?
Lois: The recipie for the new Triple Fudge Crunch Bar! [/b] Hatman, you're next!
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