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Little Trout: I got one, Pa! I got one! Boy, he must be a *whopper*!!!
Big Trout: Atta boy, son! Now reel him in, nice and slow. Then once he's in the water, haul him into the boat and I'll whack him with the oar.
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Clark: "Lois, can I move now!?! Its been over 2 hours!"
Lois: "NO! If I'm to sculpt your head to a tee then you have to stay STILL!" putting a thumb out to measure his head. "Sheesh Clark you have a big head!" she says while grabbing another huge lump of clay.
*Clark makes face seen in picture*
Lois: "GREAT! Hold it right there!"
Clark: *Groans*
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well thats what came to me! All of these posts are hilarious!!!! I've been laughing so hard my stomach hurts! *goes to get pain killers*
Later Days!
Andie
Am I gay? I'm ECSTATIC!
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Thanks Weisz and Rae for the Rockin Icon.
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Sorry it's taken so long for me to come up with a winner. I've been having the worst time trying to get connected and stay connected here (we're on vacation). They repaired our phone line once, but it doesn't seem to have lasted very long... Anyway, I'm here now, so it's time to pick a winner and get a new picture! And, in the absence of any Batman TV references (is it just me, or does that pic practically shout "Penguin!"?), that winner is going to have to be... Our latest entry from Andie Anderson! Good one, Andie! You're up!  Paul
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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We have a problem...since this is my first time posting a picture I did everything I was suppose to but..the picture won't come up...can someone help? Sorry! Maybe I'm doing something wrong...thats probably the answer...Sorry!
Later Days!
Andie
Am I gay? I'm ECSTATIC!
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Andie, take a look here: http://www.lcficmbs.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=11;t=000005 See ya! AnnaBtG.
What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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![[Linked Image]](http://www.kachor.de/christiane/lnc03/09-42.jpg) YAY it worked!!!!!!!!!! Thank You Anna!! I knew I was doing it wrong the first time! Thank You Paul for picking me!! I'm so happy I got picked!! There were some really funny posts though! I'm pretty sure that this picture hasn't been posted yet, but if it has then I'm sorry and I will go and get a new one! Can't wait to see what you guys say! Later Days! Andie
Am I gay? I'm ECSTATIC!
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Lois: "... Nine... Ten. You'd better be hidden now, Clark, because I'm going to seek!"
Clark (OS), thinking: "She'll never find me here, hovering above her..."
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I tawt I taw a puddy cat!
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 SASKIA!!!! TEEEEEJ(who can't think of anything except maybe there's a water balloon on its way.
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Clark (OS): Lois, didn't your mother ever tell you that it's not good to stifle a sneeze.
Lois a momemt later shaking her head: Do I know you?
Clark: no No NO NO!! Not again!!!
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Lois, thinking: I'm stuck here in this universe for the rest of my life? No! I won't accept it! There's got to be something I can do... Tried calling for Superman. Nothing. Tried contacting Wells. Nothing. Tried contacting Andrus. Nothing. Only one thing left to do, I guess...
"There's no place like the Daily Planet newsroom. There's no place like the Daily Planet newsroom. There's no place like the Daily Planet newsroom..."
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Ow. Where in the heck does Clark find those ties? I think I'm blind...
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"I did not just see whatever that thing was that Dan left on my desk. I did not just see whatever that thing was that Dan left on my desk. I did not..."
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Wow, what a stressful day. To top it all off, I've got nothing to show for it. Ugh. Okay, Lois. Time to go to your happy place. Out by the ocean. The smell of the sea, the sound of the waves. A nice, quiet beach away from everything else. The tide is coming in, and the smugglers are offloading crate after crate of drugs, guns, and all sorts of illegal goods. The Coast Guard is turning a blind eye to them, and the paper trail goes all the way back to the White House. It's the biggest scandal in decades, and I've got the exclusive...
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Clark, thinking (O.S.): Whew. I thought there was no way I was going to keep Lois out of that bar! Sure, there's probably a story in it, but even I'm scared to set foot in that place, and I'm invulnerable! Just glad I was able to keep her busy all day running around on wild goose chases. By the time she got home, I'll be she was so tired she didn't even bother changing into pajamas! No way she'll be going into that bar tonight.
Lois, sleepwalking: Must... get... story...
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Well since I haven't seen a new post for a few days, I have decided on a winner. Now it came pretty close but...I would have to say that *drum roll* Saskia your up! Thanks Everyone for posting they were hilarious!! Can't wait to see what the next picture is!!! Later Days! Andie
Am I gay? I'm ECSTATIC!
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Thanks Andie! Although I'm better at the captions than finding a nice picture... see what you all can do with this: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc01/08061.jpg) Saskia
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Lois: I'm getting a vision. I'm seeing . . . Yes, I think it's a ficus. And a haircut?
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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Clark: Ow! Lois, what was that for? Lois: Sorry, there was a mosquito on your forehead. ~~~ Lois: Duh, Clark! Sara (who's discovered that she really shouldn't read this thread while at a public computer...  )
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Lois: Clark, pull over.
Clark: What is it?
Lois: Just pull over.
<Clark pulls over.>
Clark: Okay. What is it?
Lois: You've been driving like a maniac, and that should mean something coming from me. I don't know what to do about it, but I'm going to give this a shot... demons, out!
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Lois: I just noticed something, Clark...
Clark: What?
Lois: You're... hot!
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Lois: Hmm, maybe if I put my hand like this, and then squint my eyes like this... Hmm, nope... Still not seeing it. Okay, tell me again how you're Superman...?
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Lois: Clark, you're burning up! Are you sure you're okay?
Clark: Yes, I'm sure. I'm not sick.
Lois: You're certain?
Clark: Yes, I'm certain.
Lois: But your head feels so warm...
Clark: Yes, well, uhm...
Lois: Clark, what is it?
Clark: Well, I'm sitting in an enclosed space with a beautiful woman, and she's wearing something with a very low neckline, and she's touching me...
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Lois: OMG!
Clark: What?
Lois: You look at something every day, it's right there in front of your very eyes, but somehow, you never really notice it...
Clark: Lois?
Lois: Clark, I...
Clark: Yes, Lois...?
Lois: I really need to get some moisturizer for these hands!
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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"Clark, have you been hitting on the Robitussin again?"
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Clark: Lois, I'm telling you, I'm Superman!
Lois: Poor Clark's delusional, maybe he's sick, hmm no fever...
Clark: ARRRRRGH!!!
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I guess it's time I pick a winner. *drum roll* And the winner is... Lois: Hmm, maybe if I put my hand like this, and then squint my eyes like this... Hmm, nope... Still not seeing it. Okay, tell me again how you're Superman...? Paul, you're up again! Saskia
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Woo-hoo! Thanks, Sas! I'm glad you liked it. So, time for a new pic, huh? Okay... Have a go at this one: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc01/09274.jpg) Paul
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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News Guy: ...where witnesses say Daily Planet reporter Lois Lane danced the CanCan in a *chicken* costume---
Lois: GIMME THAT MIKE!!!!
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