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Since it's been so long, and no one posted a new picture, I thought I'd provide it myself as I want the game to continue.  TJ, since you won the last thread, you should judge this one. Unless, of course, you want to pass the torch or something. So here it is: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc02/16-027.JPG) (It hasn't been used, has it?) Julie
Mulder: Imagine if you could come back and take out five people who had caused you to suffer. Who would they be?
Scully: I only get five?
Mulder: I remembered your birthday this year, didn't I, Scully?
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Thanks for setting that up, Julie. Sure I'd love to judge the next caption, how long do you guys give it? couple of days? a week? certain number of posts? TEEEEEEJ<who's wondering "what if MY caption is the best" heeheeheee> 
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TJ, usally you pick a winner when there hasn't been a new entry in a few days - which is your sign there probably won't be any new ones either. Julie 
Mulder: Imagine if you could come back and take out five people who had caused you to suffer. Who would they be?
Scully: I only get five?
Mulder: I remembered your birthday this year, didn't I, Scully?
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Clark: "Are you sure, Lois?"
Lois: "Yes, I'm sure. C'mon, Clark, this dance is all the rage. Do the Kangaroo!"
I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it.
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But, Clark, dahling, my nails aren't dry yet.
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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Lois: Clark, there is no such thing as hypnotism! It's all fake. People just playing along on stage.
Clark: What about last night when Perry was hypnotized? Now, whenever Jimmy says the word "Chief," Perry puts his finger up and says, "Great idea, Jimmy!"
Lois: Come on. You think that's real? Perry is just playing along to teach Jimmy a lesson. You'll see.
Clark: Oh, really?
Lois: Yes, really.
Clark: Fine. Have it your way, Mad Dog Lane.
Lois <begging like a dog>: Bow wow!
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Rivka Wins!! Next!
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Cool! Oh, wait -- that means I have to go picture hunting. Ok, try this one: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.kachor.de/christiane/lnc04/16005.jpg)
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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Lois : I want that teddy bear!!!!! I want it!!! Let me go... LET ME GO.... *sob*
Clark : Now Lois, you know that teddy bear belongs to Perry, and he loves it. I'll get a new one for you.
Man in the background of the phone : Yes, i would like to report an escape from the mental institution.
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Lois: Just one more bottle... I'm not drunk! Honest... Julie
Mulder: Imagine if you could come back and take out five people who had caused you to suffer. Who would they be?
Scully: I only get five?
Mulder: I remembered your birthday this year, didn't I, Scully?
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Lois: Ooo... Fudge Castle! Must go! Fudge!
Clark: Lois, no! It's not good for the baby. You know that!
Lois: Want... fudge!
Man on phone: Metropolis Star? Boy, do I have a scoop for you! Clark Kent is Superman! ... How do I know? I can see him, right now. He's keeping Lois Lane from chocolate. No human being on earth can do that. ... Front page? Really? I'll go grab my camera!
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Lois: Please Clark just one more Round of Tetris, I swear!
Clark: It's been fourteen hours, Lois!
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(voiceover): And to this day, every Christmas, Lois Lane still gets a craving to play with her Atomic Space Rat collection...
"He's a man. I'm a woman. Do you want me to draw you a diagram?" -Lois Lane, I've Got a Crush on You.
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And the winner is . . . Paul! Lois: Ooo... Fudge Castle! Must go! Fudge!
Clark: Lois, no! It's not good for the baby. You know that!
Lois: Want... fudge!
Man on phone: Metropolis Star? Boy, do I have a scoop for you! Clark Kent is Superman! ... How do I know? I can see him, right now. He's keeping Lois Lane from chocolate. No human being on earth can do that. ... Front page? Really? I'll go grab my camera!
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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Me? Really? Cool, thanks! Glad you liked it. So, uhm... new pic, huh? Shaky, slow connection and frequently crashing comp. Better make it quick. Okay, how about this one? ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc02/11132.jpg) Paul
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Clark: "Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere!!"
(Off) Lois: [rolls her eyes and throws a pillow at him] "That is the WORST George Burns I've EVER seen!"
"He's a man. I'm a woman. Do you want me to draw you a diagram?" -Lois Lane, I've Got a Crush on You.
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Clark: Come'on Lois, lets play the Pokey Game.
(Pokey Game: A few people would usually pass the biscuit ard taking a bite of it without using their hands and only their mouths.)
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LOIS?! What happened to all your clothes?
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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Clark: Let's sit down for a drink and a smoke, Moneypenny.
Lois: Clark, if you call me that one more time, you'll be kissing pavement. And will you take that plastic thing out of your mouth? We've got work to do! Sheesh! One undercover stake out, and he thinks he's--
Clark: Kent. Clark Kent.
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Edit 7/11: Oh, ps, this entry is just for kicks since I might not have internet access this week. Ignore my entry.
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Clark's reaction after being told that cigar came from Bill Clinton.
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