Lois & Clark Forums Forums General Discussion Lois & Clark Caption Competition number... well who cares?

Okay I noticed that it was almost 50 posts on the last one so I'd thought I start a new post thanx Anna for selecting me I didn't think it was funny when I wrote it, but now I see the humour in it!

Hmm... let's see what shall we do? ah this one!

Years before Superman was even born, a mysterious hero protected the streets and homes of Metropolis. No one knew who he was, or how exactly he actually managed to stop any crimes, but one thing was known for certain -- no villain could hope to escape the mighty Mambo Man!

The Red Boots
by Lex Christian Anderson:

A fairytale about a magical pair of boots that dooms the superhero who wears them to dance forever!

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Clark (thinking): Who would've thought that Lois could be a Toro Loco too, other than her usual Mad Dog. Good thing I'm well prepared.
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AnnaBtG. (ole! )

P.S.: Toro Loco: Mad Bull.

Lois off screen: I hope you like the 50's day costume I got for you Clark.

Clark in goofy cuban accent: Loooiiss, you got some 'splainin' to do!

Lois: WAAAAAH!!!!


I bet they already said this on the show didn't they?

I haven't seen one episode in 4 years.

TEEEEJ

Lois: (offscreen, wearing a sexy teddy): "Clark...? When you said 'dressing up' turned you on, I had NO idea that THIS is what you meant...!"

--Wanda "Get my mind outta the gutter" Detroit

Clark: "I haven't told anyone this...but secretly I've always wanted to be a Cuban Dancer. And now look! My dreams have come true!" *Starts to dance*

Lois *turns towards the camera*: "Oh brother..."

Fades Black

Later Days!
Andie

Que bueno, que rico, que lindo
Pais latino...
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Clark : I should have known better than mocking Lois's chicken costume.
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Jimmy (scanning a bunch of pics): I've always thought black and white pictures were classier and more stylish than coloured ones. No matter what you were shooting. What d'ya say?

Lois: Reconsider.
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Cat: So, it wasn't only about the ties. I mean, look at those drapes!
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Strange behavior? Weird costume? I must be at work again. (*)

Carole

(*) courtesy of Ycuk.

Clark: I don't know why Lois doesn't like my new costume? I think I look pretty snappy. Babaloo

Tank (who thinks that no one should post a picture that doesn't include Lois)

Lois: Okay, Clark, I'm going. Wish me luck.

Clark: Going? Where?

Lois: To my family therapy session. I've been talking about it all day.

Clark: Family therapy? ... Oh! That's what you meant about roleplaying with Lucy tonight!

Lois: Yes... Why? What did you think I meant?

Clark: Uhm... Never mind...

Clark: Olay! (sorry, I had to sound that out :-p )

Lois: Uhhh...stake out's over, Kent.

Clark: Not for me, my little cucaracha! I still must find an undercover way into your heart!

Lois: **whacks Clark with purse**

JD

Lois: "No, he really is fine, Martha. Next month some local celebrities are putting on a play in aid of the Metropolis Childrens' Hospital. Clark's just rehearsing - Superman agreed to play Zorro!"


Wendy

Well drumroll please...and the winner is...(aftermuch dilberation they were all pretty good)

I just couldn't resist the idea of Clark calling Lois his little cocaroach (sp?)

so JD you're up!

Thanks...one of my 5 spanish words I know that isn't related to food.



Okay, how about this one? I don't know what pics have been used lately...

Jen

Superman: (singing--badly) "O sole mio....."

Lois: "Ugh. Don't quit your day job."

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Lois: Superman, believe me. You DON'T have tooth-decay.
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See ya,
AnnaBtG.

Dr. Klein(off-screen): What's happened to him? And what is that noise he is making?

Lois(grimacing):Oh, some bozo from InterGang exposed Superman to Red Kryptonite and now he's moving in super-slow motion. I have no idea what he is trying to say, but right now he's hitting a high note and it is really getting on my nerves!

James

Superman in a goofy Cuban accent: "Hey Looois! I'm hooooome!"

Lois: Ah, knock it off! It didn't work on the last caption and it won't work on this one.


TEEEEEEJ

Lois: Superman, "tounge-in-cheek" is just an expression!

I don't have a contribution, I just love reading these threads to give me a good laugh. And I have to thank James for giving me the best laugh in a while...



Sara

Good stuff, folks! It was hard to pick, but I finally picked this one. You're up, Teeej!

Superman: "and a one, two, three: OOOOOOklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plain
Where the wav-in wheat can sure smell sweet
When the wind comes right behind the rain
OOOOOOOOklahoma ev'ry night my honey lamb and I
Sit alone and talk and watch a hawk
Makin lazy circles in the sky...well, what do you think?" He asked breathlessly.

Lois: "well...the first time you sang it you made me miss Oklahoma...then the second time you sang it you made me dispies Oklahoma. And Now?? You couldn't pay me to go to Oklahoma!"

It just goes to show you folks! Don't take your time in deciding what to write...LOL! I think next time I will be faster!!!!

Later Days!
Andie

no way!! I did not get picked!!???!!!

WOW!

Okay how do you post a new picture?

Cristina's site is popular for pics...

www.loisundclark.de

1.Click on the episodes to go through pictures.
2.If you find one you like, right click the picture and click on properties.
3.Highlight the website address for it. It's usually something like http: //www. blah blah blah.jpg.
3. Copy it.

Then come in here, and when you post, click the button under Instant UBB Code that says images. Paste the blah blah blah.jpg into the box and you're home free!

JD

I tried that and the only thing that came up was [img] blahblahblah.jpg [/img] no picture.

andieanderson1979, you pick one and do it. Your Caption was really good too.

TEEEEEEJ

Try deleting the spaces after [img] and before [/img], TJ.

Hope this helps,
AnnaBtG.

Just checking: The [img] coding you're talking about is in the final post, right? You're supposed to see it when you're writing/editing the post. The picture only appears once you've actually posted.

So, for example, if I wrote

I'd see that when I was writing the post, or when I went back to edit it.

When I actually posted it, though, you'd see this in my message:



(To make the first one show up as text, I used a [code] tag to let the boards know I wanted the text to appear rather than processing the code. The quote-like box is a side effect of the [code] tag.)

Is that clear?

Paul

Okay, testing one..two..three...


...Yes! It worked!

Let see what you guys come up with.

Kitty,

I think that one has already been used. But it's always fun to try...er...

Clark: see Lois? I'm not Superman. (<--- lousy, I know)

Carole

Where? I don't see it.

Clark: Lois, do you mind asking Superman to clean up my desk? It is taking far too much time for me...

Lois: Sure! Go superman! go! (says it like talking to a dog)
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here or there

If I'm not mistaken, 91th pic down the list (www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc02/07-009.jpg).

There was another one?

I'm not sure I understand your question, so I don't know if this is going to answer it properly.

The "here" link refers to the first use of this same pic in a caption thread.

The "there" link points to the caption pic archive.

You guys should just start a new game. So long as someone else knows how to do it, I'm okay with not making the picture.

TEEEEEEJ