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Okay I noticed that it was almost 50 posts on the last one so I'd thought I start a new post thanx Anna for selecting me I didn't think it was funny when I wrote it, but now I see the humour in it! Hmm... let's see what shall we do? ah this one! ![[Linked Image]](http://www.kachor.de/christiane/lnc03/06-01-b.jpg)
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Years before Superman was even born, a mysterious hero protected the streets and homes of Metropolis. No one knew who he was, or how exactly he actually managed to stop any crimes, but one thing was known for certain -- no villain could hope to escape the mighty Mambo Man!
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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The Red Boots
by Lex Christian Anderson:
A fairytale about a magical pair of boots that dooms the superhero who wears them to dance forever!
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-- Clark (thinking): Who would've thought that Lois could be a Toro Loco too, other than her usual Mad Dog. Good thing I'm well prepared. -- AnnaBtG. (ole!  ) P.S.: Toro Loco: Mad Bull.
What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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Lois off screen: I hope you like the 50's day costume I got for you Clark.
Clark in goofy cuban accent: Loooiiss, you got some 'splainin' to do!
Lois: WAAAAAH!!!!
I bet they already said this on the show didn't they?
I haven't seen one episode in 4 years.
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Lois: (offscreen, wearing a sexy teddy): "Clark...? When you said 'dressing up' turned you on, I had NO idea that THIS is what you meant...!" --Wanda "Get my mind outta the gutter" Detroit  
"He's a man. I'm a woman. Do you want me to draw you a diagram?" -Lois Lane, I've Got a Crush on You.
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Clark: "I haven't told anyone this...but secretly I've always wanted to be a Cuban Dancer. And now look! My dreams have come true!" *Starts to dance*
Lois *turns towards the camera*: "Oh brother..."
Fades Black
Later Days!
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Am I gay? I'm ECSTATIC!
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Que bueno, que rico, que lindo Pais latino... --- Clark : I should have known better than mocking Lois's chicken costume. ------ Jimmy (scanning a bunch of pics): I've always thought black and white pictures were classier and more stylish than coloured ones. No matter what you were shooting. What d'ya say? Lois: Reconsider. ------ Cat: So, it wasn't only about the ties. I mean, look at those drapes! ------ Strange behavior? Weird costume? I must be at work again. (*) Carole  (*) courtesy of Ycuk.
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Clark: I don't know why Lois doesn't like my new costume? I think I look pretty snappy. Babaloo
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Lois: Okay, Clark, I'm going. Wish me luck.
Clark: Going? Where?
Lois: To my family therapy session. I've been talking about it all day.
Clark: Family therapy? ... Oh! That's what you meant about roleplaying with Lucy tonight!
Lois: Yes... Why? What did you think I meant?
Clark: Uhm... Never mind...
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Clark: Olay! (sorry, I had to sound that out :-p )
Lois: Uhhh...stake out's over, Kent.
Clark: Not for me, my little cucaracha! I still must find an undercover way into your heart!
Lois: **whacks Clark with purse**
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Lois: "No, he really is fine, Martha. Next month some local celebrities are putting on a play in aid of the Metropolis Childrens' Hospital. Clark's just rehearsing - Superman agreed to play Zorro!" Wendy 
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Well drumroll please...and the winner is...(aftermuch dilberation they were all pretty good) Clark: Olay! (sorry, I had to sound that out :-p )
Lois: Uhhh...stake out's over, Kent.
Clark: Not for me, my little cucaracha! I still must find an undercover way into your heart!
Lois: **whacks Clark with purse** I just couldn't resist the idea of Clark calling Lois his little cocaroach (sp?)  so JD you're up!
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 Thanks...one of my 5 spanish words I know that isn't related to food. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc02/07-010.jpg) Okay, how about this one? I don't know what pics have been used lately... Jen
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Superman: (singing--badly) "O sole mio....."
Lois: "Ugh. Don't quit your day job."
"He's a man. I'm a woman. Do you want me to draw you a diagram?" -Lois Lane, I've Got a Crush on You.
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-- Lois: Superman, believe me. You DON'T have tooth-decay. -- See ya, AnnaBtG.
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Dr. Klein(off-screen): What's happened to him? And what is that noise he is making?
Lois(grimacing):Oh, some bozo from InterGang exposed Superman to Red Kryptonite and now he's moving in super-slow motion. I have no idea what he is trying to say, but right now he's hitting a high note and it is really getting on my nerves!
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Superman in a goofy Cuban accent: "Hey Looois! I'm hooooome!"
Lois: Ah, knock it off! It didn't work on the last caption and it won't work on this one.
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Lois: Superman, "tounge-in-cheek" is just an expression!
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I don't have a contribution, I just love reading these threads to give me a good laugh. And I have to thank James for giving me the best laugh in a while... Lois(grimacing):Oh, some bozo from InterGang exposed Superman to Red Kryptonite and now he's moving in super-slow motion. I have no idea what he is trying to say, but right now he's hitting a high note and it is really getting on my nerves!  Sara
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