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-- Lois: She really did that? Superman: Yes, she was really funny. She just... Hanging man: Help! Superman: ...jumped on this horse, and it immediately dropped her down. Lois: Oh, Lana is just so stupid... Superman: Tell me about it. I've... Hanging man: Help!! Superman: ...known her for so many years, and she never ceases to amaze me. Lois: The good or the bad way? Superman: The bad, of course, Lois. Showing off isn't... Hanging man: HELP!! Superman: ...the best way to... Lois: Hey, did you hear anyone screaming? Superman: No. Did you? -- Don't shoot.  See ya, AnnaBtG. P.S.: BTW, 2004 eukes gia to neo etos...hope I got that right. Yes, you did  Efharisto poly, episis!!
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Lois: Let me get this straight---you told that guy that if he could hang like that for five months, two weeks, three days, eight hours, and fortyseven minutes, you'd give him your superpowers?!
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Lois: Yes, I'm familar with the phrase "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone," but what does that have to do with the fact that you still haven't arrested that peeping tom who keeps hanging outside my window trying to see into my apartment?!
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"Superman, when you said that you wanted to see if Clark wanted to hang out with you for a while, this isn't what I pictured." OR "Clark, when you said that you were going out to hang with the guys, I didn't think that you meant it literally..." 
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Lois: Are you kidding me? The guy's just working on his abs! Superman: but Lois... Lois: Sorry Superman, but I'm still top banana when it comes to hanging on flagpoles. This building isn't even 30 storeys high! merci+yw Carole 
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clark, who's that? oh, him? he's a burgler. a burgler? yeah, he was breaking into people's houses, taking everything they had. why didn't you take him in? he was carrying a chunk of kryptonite. so you wouldn't be able to catch him... right, but i found a way to stop him anyway. what did you do? i put crazy glue on his escape route. --- alternate version: lois: superman, what's that man doing up there? superman: he's a burgler, lois. lois: a burgler? so why didn't you take him to the police? superman: he was carrying kryptonite, so i couldn't get near him. lois: oh no! so what did you do? superman: i put glue on his escape route! lois: glue? you mean he's glued up there? superman: that's right! he's been there for 8 hours now! lois: wow! the glue held that long? what kind of glue did you use? superman: what else? super glue! lois: super glue? superman: yes, super glue! the only brand of glue with my name on it! it holds super strong, and not even kryptonite will weaken its powerful grip! lois: oh wow! where can i get some super glue for myself? superman: you can find it at your local grocery or hardware store, and when you buy it, all proceeds go to charity! but, lois, what do you need super glue for? lois: i want to see if it will hold you.superman: oh, lois. you don't need glue for that.voiceover: when you need to hold super strong, think super glue! jingle (to the bold, powerful portion of the chris reeves superman theme): super glue! yes it's su-per glue! super glue! yes it's su-per glue! oh, wow, it's suuuuuuper glue! yes, it's suuuuuper glue! look how it holds! it's super glue!
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Lois: Superman, is that anyway to treat your miniaturized clone! You take that little pole out of your mouth right now and put him down!
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Lois: Superman, is that anyway to treat your miniaturized clone! You take that little pole out of your mouth right now and put him down! ROTFLOL!  AnnaBtG. (laughing hysterically)
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Welcome back to America's Funniest Captions! I'm your host, Kathy Brown. When we went to commercial (wow, seemed like six days ago ... oh wait, it was six days ago!), we were about to reveal our finalists for the Grand Prize. Will it be Queen of the Capes' "Casting the First Stone"? Or Marnie's "Hanging Out With The Guys"? Or maybe first time contestant James' "Flagpole Minatures". Enter your votes now, FoLCs! <insert Jeapordy music here ... yes, I know it's the wrong show, but we're putting this together on the fly -- get it, the fly? Superman? Heh heh -- and don't have a big budget to compose our own theme song> And the winner is .... James "MrD8a" and "Flagpole Minatures"! (For the sheer absurdity of it all and making me laugh so hard. <g>) <insert wild applause from the audience here> You're up, James! (And sorry I went AWOL on this one. Real Life caught up with me for a few days and I forgot that I needed to pick a winner. ) Kathy
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Oh shoot, I won!
I know what I supposed to do, but does anyone have some links to some pics I could use?
I can't seem to connect to a lot of the links in Paul's archive.
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http://www.loisundclark.de/ That the main URL, James. It has links to the episodes with captions Jose 
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Thanks for the link, but I found this one at Hülya´s Lois & Clark Pictures and I just had to use it. Smaller pic in the next post Have at it. James Added later My, that's a big one! Does anyone know of a way to make it smaller? Also, how long do I wait to pick a winner?
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I waited around 5 days before picking a winner last time, I think. It usually depends on how busy people are as to how fast people are going to respond. Let's see if this picture works...I resized it using my ghetto MS Paint... JD ![[Linked Image]](http://mywebpage.netscape.com/space%20lab%20rat/superman.jpg)
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the obvious one:
superman: this town ain't big enough for two super-powered guys in capes. i ran resplendant man out of town, and i'm all set for you, too, partner.
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the other obvious one:
lois: wow, two supermen! i want the one on the right! no, wait! the one on the left! oh, who am i kidding? can i have them both?
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the slightly less obvious one:
superman: so, barry, are you sure you're all set?
barry: yeah, sure. no problem. standard appearance. sure, it'll be on national TV, but i've done big crowds before.
superman: uh-huh. well, i'm counting on you, barry. no one, least of all diana stride, can suspect it's not me. so, no gum, and watch the accent!
barry: yeah, yeah...
lois, thinking: i don't know what's going on here, but this has got to be a big story!
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hey! what are you doing here?
what do you mean? HG wells told me i needed to come back to the old west so i could fight tepus tex.
what? that can't be right! HG wells told me that i needed to come here to fight tempus tex!
but you're from another universe, aren't you?
no, i don't think so...
well the note that i got didn't say anything about a different universe...
you got a note, too?
yeah...
uh-oh. how can we be sure those notes were from wells and not tempus?
you mean...
what if he's back in metropolis now, and we're stranded here?
oh no! we'll have to find a way to contact someone... maybe mail a letter to lois, to be delivered in 1996? it worked in "back to the future..."
uhm, supermen... that's not going to work...
lois! what are you doing here?
well, i saw you about to go without me, and i kind of... tagged along.
oh, great. now what?
well, it looks like we've got a long wait ahead of us. anyone for a sasperilla?
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"Nothing to worry about, Lois. He hasn't taken a breath in the 25 minutes I've been watching him, so it's definitely a waxwork. Probably a leftover Warner Bros prop..." Wendy
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This Tuesday on "As Metropolis Turns", Superman's identical twin recovers from his amnesia and reveals the identity of Lex's murderer. Who will he name? Jimmy? Lucy? Nigel? And just who is the father of Lois' baby? Find out Tuesday @ 8 on MBC.
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Lois: "Look, Clark, I know we both agreed that Superman III was a really bad movie and that you especially hated the scene where the Evil Superman and Clark Kent battle it out, but I really don't think flying us here to the Warner Brothers set so you can have a word with the actor who played you is going to do any good!"
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Clark: Don't worry, Lois. I'm not sure who's sick enough to make a life-sized Ken doll look like me, but I don't think it's a bomb.
Lois: Oh, good. So can I take him home with me? *at Clark's look* What?!
"You need me. You wouldn't be much of a hero without a villain. And you do love being the hero, don't you. The cheering children, the swooning women, you love it so much, it's made you my most reliable accomplice." -- Lex Luthor to Superman, Question Authority, Justice League Unlimited
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Lois: I really should take it easy on double...fudge crunch bars. --- OS: now ladies! Who's up for judging our 'Best Superman Costume Contest'? Lois: talk about "déjà vu". --- Lois: I don't know for Christmas, but I could go with this Superman Week stuff (knowingly staring at Superman doubles), definitely. Carole
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Superman: "Don't be scared, Lois. Haven't you ever been to Madame Tussaud's? They did an amazingly lifelike rendition, if I do say so myself..."
"He's a man. I'm a woman. Do you want me to draw you a diagram?" -Lois Lane, I've Got a Crush on You.
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so many good captions this time, and i couldn't come up with anything... ah well. got one more to toss out, just for the heck of it...
lois: wow, doublemint gum really does work like in the ads! who knew? i should have tried this stuff earlier...
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