Lois & Clark Forums Forums General Discussion Lois & Clark Caption Competion IV

Lois: "You know, when you asked me to do that Crazy Glue commercial with you, Linda, I didn't expect them to make us test it on ourselves!"

Kaethel

Lois: "Just how much garlic did you eat at lunch?"

Tricia

Is there a hair in my nose?

Dunno - maybe if you wrinkle your nose up like... *this*... I'll be able to see better.

linda: so, i was thinking... maybe i should ask clark out. on the other hand, superman is, well, super. then again...

linda: well, you know, i actually had thought of getting married. i just didn't want to be tied down. kind of ironic, considering our current cirtumstances...

linda: hey, guys... you don't really need me. this is lois lane over here. she's all the hostage material you need. you can just let me go, really.

linda: so, lois, what do you think of my new belt? kind of slenderizing, isn't it?

lois, to her captors: you evil scum won't get me to talk! no way i'd ever even consider --
linda: i'll do it.

linda: as long as we're stuck here, we might as well talk. you know, lois, i've been trying out this new perfume, based on orchid extract. i'm not quite sure if i like it.
lois: so that's why i feel like i have to sneeze!

linda: so, i was thinking... when this is all over, maybe we can all go out to celebrate... you, me, clark, whatever guy you can dig up to pretend to be your boyfriend...

linda: hey, excuse me, kidnapper guys? if we're going to be here a while, could i get a club soda or something?

linda: you know, this whole thing has given me a new perpsective. i'm starting to think that maybe preston isn't the guy for me, after all...

hmm. i had another one last night, after i logged off, but it's gone. i'll add it or repost or something if it comes back. meantime, these will have to do...

Paul

okay, jen. i think it's time to pick a winner so we can get the next pic. captions on this one seem to have dried up, and i want something new to play with.

Paul

There's just something about Crazy Glue that is utterly hysterical around midnight, so I'll have to pick Kaethel.

Jen

Thanks, Jen! All right then, here's the new picture:



Caption away!

Kaethel (thanks to Christiane and her wonderful site for providing so many toys to caption )

Superman: If I lean a little closer do you think I can get a good look of her chest without having to use my X-ray vision?

Lois: Superman I know you want a good look at me but could you get that look off your face? I'm not yours to ogle so don't!

Eww, Superman, what's that on top of your head?

Don't worry, be happy.

I really like your haircut, but how do you feel about cutting it a little shorter?

ooo. great pic, kae! let's see what we can do with it...


so, lois, want to find out what else super speed is good for? eh? eh?

i don't believe it!
i told you.
i thought toni was just making it up!
nope.
chickens actually dance when you get them drunk?
yup.
and you actually went and got chickens, got them drunk, and brought them out here just to show me?
yup.
do i even want to know how you got the chickens drunk?

you...
i told you i could do it.
the cars...
yep. 10 of them.
they're all...
neatly stacked.
but...
yes...?
i didn't mean for you to actually do it. i just meant, hypotheically, that you could help with the parking problem...
oh. well, look at it this way. gives a whole new meaning to "10-car pile-up!"

you did it...
uh-huh.
an entire truckful.
uh-huh.
you ate an entire truckful of twinkies!
so i did.
in less than 5 seconds.
yup. so, about that 5 bucks...

i told you there were kangaroos in north america.
because you few them here! that's cheating!

not bad, huh?
uhm, yeah... not bad.
thanks.
where'd you get the ice?
super breath.
and how did you...?
heat vision.
why did you...?
because i wanted you to know i agree.
you made an ice sculpture of the woman from the adoption agency because...
you said she was an icy --
dont say it. we're in public.

so, what do you think?
...
speechless, huh?
...
it's my masterpiece.
...
i call it "lex under glass." no more evil last-minute escapes for him. he'll just have to wait there, stuck under an imprompto super-speed manufactured glass dome, until the cops come to pick him up. pretty nifty, huh?
... did you remember to leave air holes?
what?
air holes. so he can breathe. so you're not charged with murder.
oh, right. because he can't hold his breath for 20 minutes. i keep forgetting. give me a sec...

so, do you like it?
it's... it's...
yes...?
where did you get it?
i made it.
you made it?
well, i had some help. had some people in switzerland provide the materials, and help me make the mould. obviously, i couldn't do it myself, since i had to be inside the thing...
you did that? for me?
yeah. i thought you could use a pick-me-up. it's been a rough week.
is it...?
solid? you bet. nothing but the best for you, lois.
oh, wow. thank you! oh, thank you isn't enough, but how do i express my grattitude for.. for...
a one-of-a-kind life-size solid dark chocolate superman? seeing you happy is thanks enough.
awww! but.. one thing...?
yeah?
how do i get it into my apartment?

Lois: don't you ever think of stealing my coffee! it's really early (10 am), I'm not a morning person, I slept only 3 hours, and I'm already assigned on one of your super rescue, only to discover you were judging the best Tifanni "with an 'i'" tatoo contest! I deserve a proper cafeine fix!

Superman: I knew you couldn't stay off babbling mode for more than 5 minutes!

Lois: I'm *NOT* babbling, i'm just speaking at a spitfirepace even *you* can't catch up with, that's all!

Lois: No, Superman, I'm not following you around! What do you think I am, a stalker?


Lois: No way, Superman! I'm going out with Clark now. That crush I had on you last year? Yeah, I still like you, but I like Clark better now... Sorry, Big Blue Boy!

Lois: You're actually going to audition for the commercial?

Supes: Yep!

Lois: Do you even drink V-8?

-Breanna

Lois: "What diiiiid you pu-ut in mmm coffee?"

Superman: "Just the usual and some extra toffees."

Saskia

picking up something with your super-hearing?
yeah. see that guy over there with the guitar?
across the street?
that's the one. he's muttering about how you really need a new haircut.

Superman, what happened to your legs? Did someone cut one of them? It's shorter than the other!

malu (Sorry, just in one of those moods! :rolleyes: )

ROTFLMAO! You guys are so creative! I have to go with one of Paul's, though. I laughed so hard at his first series of captions for that picture, and the last one just beats it:



You're up, Paul!

Kaethel

hey, thanks, kae! i'm glad you liked it!

let's give this one a try...



or, if you want, you can go for this one. up to you.



Paul

Boy, you would have to bring up two interesting pictures. The first picture brings up the obvious..

S: Wow, nice suit, I can see down..
U: Unless you want to stay "normal", I'd suggest you keep your eyes to yourself.

As for the second picture

L: Okay, that's it, this is way too far into Stepford. I'm out of here.