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When Lois was out, sometimes Clark couldn't resist singing along with a bit of opera to pass the time.....  HC
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Hack from Nowheresville
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Can't think of one right now, but  LOLOLOLOL  HC! -Breanna
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Trask: Does Superman have any telepathic powers?
Lois: (blushing) I hope not.
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"No, Clark, you're supposed to be throwing a discus. Not the disk that's in your laptop!" Wendy 
Just a fly-by! *waves*
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Wait, how long do you want me to stand like this?
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
- Under the Tuscan Sun
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All right, even if mine don't count, here's what I had in mind: "Hey, I *can* impersonate Pavarotti... if I grow a beard.""It's fun to stay at the Y...... MCA!"But I think Wendy's got the prize for originality. Hadn't thought of the discus thrower! You're up, Evil One! Kaethel 
- I'm your partner. I'm your friend.
- Is that what we are?
- Oh, you know what? I don't know what we are. We kiss and then we never talk about it. We nearly die frozen in each other's arms, but we never talk about it, so no, I got no clue what we are.
~ Rick Castle and Kate Beckett ~ Knockout ~
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Thanks, Kae!!!
Just a fly-by! *waves*
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Superman: "Lois, are you sure that new gym programme is a good idea?"Kaethel
- I'm your partner. I'm your friend.
- Is that what we are?
- Oh, you know what? I don't know what we are. We kiss and then we never talk about it. We nearly die frozen in each other's arms, but we never talk about it, so no, I got no clue what we are.
~ Rick Castle and Kate Beckett ~ Knockout ~
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Superman: You know, Lois, you really ought to plan better before dangling from flag poles. I mean wool slacks or jeans would have a MUCH higher coeffiecient of friction than hose.
Lois: @#&^%(*&%
WAC
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Hm...I'm thinking gym thoughts as well...
Superman: Come on, slacker! One more pull-up before you run the mile! And we're sending terrorists after you so you'll pick up the pace!
"Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy
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Top Banana
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Is that Tae Kwan Do position number 45? 
-- Roger
"The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself." -- Benjamin Franklin
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I really like WAC's, but I can't resist. Superman: "Well, Lois, I know you studied "pole dancing" to go undercover. But isn't the pole usually vertical?" Lois  (underbreath): "Whoever said Superman didn't have a sense of humor?" he he  Artemis
History is easy once you've lived it. - Duncan MacLeod
Writing history is easy once you've lived it. - Artemis
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Beat Reporter
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"How about a nice rousing game of "This Little Piggy....?"
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you know, superman, when i said i wanted to hang out with you, this wasn't exactly what i had in mind...
gaaah! writers and their stupid type-os! i was supposed to be on a new poll that would leave them hanging in suspense!
superman, you're here! it worked! great! would you mind answering a few questions? i've got a voice-activated tape recorder in my purse here...
clark, i think the new curtain rod you got is a little too big...
okay, okay. it was a dumb idea. it was late, and yes, i was up watching those stupid looney toons reruns. but i really thought i'd be able to land the interview if only i could pole vault in through the window...
so the three-toed sloth climbs out on a tree branch like this, and then...
hey clark, good to see you. what do you think of my new boots?
you wouldn't believe the nerve of some people, superman! i was falling off a building, and he caught me. on the way down, he started explaining about how $32.50 was "a small price to pay for being plucked alive from the snapping jaws of certain death." what kind of tripe was that? well, i told him that there was no way i was going to pay him. i mean, i never asked him to rescue me, so it's not like we had any sort of contract - written or otherwise. you can't go charging for an unsolicited service! like those guys who come up to your car and wash your windshield when you're stopped at a red light. they ask to be paid, but they don't demand it. if you don't want to pay them, you can just wave them off, and that's that. they know you can't go up to people and do things for them and then simply expect to be paid. even window washer guys know that! so i told this guy - splendid man or something - about the windshield people and everything and he tells me that if i don't want to pay, he'll have to go help someone who will. so he just leaves me hanging here! well, i wasn't worried. i knew you'd come along, superman. and here you are. take that, splendid man! oh, wait. that wasn't it. it wasn't splended man. it was something else... oh, right. resplendant man. well, let me tell you something, superman. when i catch up to this resplendant man - sometime when i'm not falling off a building, that is- i'm going to give him a piece of my mind. by the time i'm done with him, he'll be re-blended man... you know, because he'll feel like i've put him through the blender and... okay, not my best. i've been upside down on this flagpole for a while, and i think it's doing funny things to my circulation. speaking of which, would you mind helping me down?
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Columnist
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LOL, Hatman! If it was me, I would pick your Lois-babble as the prizewinner - it had me in stitches! Melisma (holding her sides here under her Rock)
Do, or do not. There is no try.
- Yoda
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