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Okay,let's see if I remember... You no doubt picked me because of my subtle use of the word "rat" in my post. I was originally going to use this picture, ![[Linked Image]](http://www.iph-grenzdyck.de/christiane/lnc02/16-019.JPG) but I already thought of the winning answer. "I can't go out with you Mayson; word on the streets is you've got cooties." So let's just go with the gratuitous leg shot: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.iph-grenzdyck.de/christiane/lnc02/16-008.JPG) And away we go!
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(in strained voices, trying not to move their lips)
Lois: (grumbling) how long do we have to hold this pose?
Clark: Lois, you are the one who spilled milk all over these poor students' paintings, the least we can do is pose for them.
Lois: (mutters) Did they have to make me look like Ms. Scarlet?
Jimmy: (couriously) Hmm...does this pose bring out my pensive side?
Lois: (rolls eyes)
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Clark: No way, Chief. Lois took your doughnut!
Lois (tries to talk with her mouth full): I'm innocent!
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"hey lois. hey ck. whoa! what's that over there?" <ha! i can't believe they fell for it! now to casually slip the bug into lois's scarf...>
"mr wells? what? what happened to lois and jimmy?"
"don't worry, mr kent. they'll be just fine. i've just frozen them in time. i need to talk to you..."
lois: hmm, let me see... according to the newsticker over there, the killer has just struck in hobb's bay. i'll have to add that to my notes here and see if i can find a pattern...
clark: "uhm, excuse me? can this wait? i'm trying to talk to my friends here..."
jimmy: wow. that is a nice pencil. lois gets all the best pencils. i wonder where she finds them. i never see pencils like that in the supply closet...
lois: hmm. nice physique. i'm going to have to add a little more definition to the cheekbones in this sketch...
clark: huh? what? why are we suddenly having art class in the middle of the newsroom?
jimmy: forget about that guy modeling over there, check out lois!
dean: hey, we're trying to film a TV show over here!
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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trying to remember this from yesterday before the crash..... "Hey look at that over there" said Jimmy, distracting Lois and clark while he focused all of his psychic energy on Lois's doughnut. "Ah well", he thought when it didn't levitate towards him as he'd hoped. "Back to chapter 1." He heads back to his desk and picks up 'Psycokenisis for beginners' and starts to read. HC 
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Clark: "Hey, we're reading this for the articles, really!"
Lois: "Liar!"
Jimmy thinking: 'He really IS reading the articles!!'
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Perry: "Thanks for freezing them Mr MXY, I was really going crazy with their babble.""
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Perry: "Lois babe, my office, pronto"
Lois: "*babe*? did he just refers to me as a *babe*?"
Clark: "he didn't really mean *babe*...er...by the way, this mini looks really good on you"
Jimmy (trying to take over Clark): "Yeah, he meant babe in a more casual way, you know, babe like in "baby", 'what a babe', 'you got pretty legs'...er...you're really gonna eat this doughnut?"
Lois (rolling eyes): "I think Elvis fan and I are gonna have a long, serious talk. See you babes later."
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Cat: "Loved the demonstration of your super breath, Superman! So... what else can you do?" Wendy 
Just a fly-by! *waves*
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Clark: Donut holes? What donut holes!
And just to throw this in from my ex-roommate...
Donut holes don't exist!!
"You need me. You wouldn't be much of a hero without a villain. And you do love being the hero, don't you. The cheering children, the swooning women, you love it so much, it's made you my most reliable accomplice." -- Lex Luthor to Superman, Question Authority, Justice League Unlimited
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My idea was: JIMMY (muttering): Clark, do you suddenly have a certain ZZ Top song stuck in your head? CLARK (whipping his head to his left): Ummm...No. Why do you ask? But since my answer doesn't count, I'm going with Smallville Girl. 
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Cool! Thx. I have just the picture I want to use... found it a few days ago and knew I HAD to use it! Let's see what you guys come up with for this one: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.kachor.de/christiane/lnc04/15021.jpg) -Breanna
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Martha Kent: "Lois?!? Lois, is that spandex I can feel under your blouse?!"Kaethel 
- I'm your partner. I'm your friend.
- Is that what we are?
- Oh, you know what? I don't know what we are. We kiss and then we never talk about it. We nearly die frozen in each other's arms, but we never talk about it, so no, I got no clue what we are.
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I can't believe my son married HER!
Oh my stomach! I didn't think Lois' cooking was this bad!
-- Roger
"The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself." -- Benjamin Franklin
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LOL @ Kaethel  Martha: (coughs) Dear, I love you, too, but I...can't...breathe! (coughs) Tends to be a...vital...function.
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Lois? Is that a new... perfume you're wearing?
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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"welcome home, lois. it's so good to have you here, and -- aaaah! a talking rat!"
"mom, don't tell lois, but i kind of... shrunk in the wash..."
"oh, mom, it's awful! i've switched bodies with lois!"
"i can't read any more of them, martha. what does it say?" "it says... "Martha Kent: "Lois?!? Lois, is that spandex I can feel under your blouse?!""
"martha, martha! it's awful! i just heard... tank is writing another story! i just know clark is going to get all beaten up, and... and... i'm going to have to get another haircut!"
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Martha: "Calm down Lois, your new haircut isn't that bad. On the other hand this Hawaian flowered mini really sucks!"
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"Oh no! I knew I shouldn't have eaten Jonathan's chili!"
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LOL everyone! wow...was a close call...but I'm going with Kaethel's You're up -Breanna
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Yowsa! I sure didn't expect to win this one! Loads of hilarious lines!  Okay, I guess it means I have to find a good picture. Back in a bit with one... ... back, with a picture. Let's see if this one inspires you: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.iph-grenzdyck.de/christiane/lnc01/21007.jpg) Kaethel (who has a couple of ideas for it but keeps them to herself so as not to influence the caption masters )
- I'm your partner. I'm your friend.
- Is that what we are?
- Oh, you know what? I don't know what we are. We kiss and then we never talk about it. We nearly die frozen in each other's arms, but we never talk about it, so no, I got no clue what we are.
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