The Gripe Sheet by Marnie Rowe A 2006 Fundraiser Story
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"C’mon Clark, don’t keep me in suspense here, tell me what’s happening!”
Clark weakly batted Lois' sharply prodding fingers away from his ribs as he continued to laugh, but he began to report in a sotto voice what the mechanic was obviously freaking out about.
“It seems this airport has a thing where the pilots have a form they fill out called a ‘Gripe Sheet’. It’s supposed to be a way for the pilots to let the mechanics know if there are any problems with the plane from the flight time. But it seems to have fallen into the same bureaucratic nonsense that most forms of that nature tend to do after any time in use.”
He broke off as a particularly loud rant grabbed their attention.
Hmmmmmm. Wonder if Lois will have something to gripe about? You know how to find out... Donate to the DVD!
Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly. Aramis: Yes, sorry. Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.
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