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Oh, this is THe dark side of Christmas by Wendy Richards! It was my choice funny moment, so I have to think to something else!
Back in few moments...

Ok, I've got a good one:

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It shattered with a loud crash and she saw him fall forward.

Omigod! She'd killed Clark!!
weird sense of humor? laugh I think the entire scene is so funny!

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need help? wink The story is a Kerth winner!

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Well, I knew the author as soon as I read the clue... but I didn't think I could come up with another funny quote, so I didn't say anything. Since no one else has jumped in, though... this is Lucky Lunkhead by Missy Gallant.

Bonus quote from that story, just because I like it:

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"I'm fine, Lois. Calm down," he said, turning around to look up at her.

"I... I... hit you with a Kerth! Not my good one; there was really no competition that year, but Clark, I saw it happen. The statue shattered, and you fell."
Oh... you wanted a quote from a different story? Lemme see what I can do...

Okay, try this:

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“He’ll never get a girlfriend now!”

Clark stared at his reflection in the mirror and didn’t respond.

“That’s why he’s cutting his hair to begin with,” Jonathan said in a stage whisper.

“He has a girlfriend?” Martha looked unflatteringly stunned.

“No, Mom.”

“No, Martha. He overheard a certain domineering, uncompromising, pigheaded, brilliant woman saying his haircut was ridiculous.”

“What? I never said such a thing!”

Both Clark and Jonathan looked at Martha steadily. She blushed. “Oh, that was Lois. Right.”
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"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."

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I should probably apologize, FOLCs -- I realized after I posted this that this particular story isn't on the archive. It's "A Little Off the Top" by Sarah Luddy, and it can be found if you search in the Fanfic Challenge section.

The floor is open -- who wants to go next?

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"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."

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Since there's been no takers... smile

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Wasn't that always the way? People who kissed other people they shouldn't kiss in snowbound cabins for no good reason other than it 'seemed like a good idea at the time' always ended up being eaten by werewolves. Or axed to death by Jason in a ski mask, she considered. Usually around about the second reel.
Shouldn't be too hard. laugh

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You just kind of stared at me'
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No, not too hard! laugh

It's Shape of my heart by Labrat!

So, a new one... back in a few!

Got it!

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"If a man speaks in a forest, and there's no woman around,
is he still wrong?"

"The three major food groups: Drive-Thru, Take-Out, and
Delivery."

"Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?"

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large
groups."

"What if the Hokey-Pokey really *is* what it's all about?"

"If at first you don't succeed...sky diving's not for you."

And with each one, she was told to smile -- it confuses
people.
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I don't know what story this is from, but the first line:

If a man speaks in a forest, and there's no woman around,
is he still wrong?"

made me laugh out loud for five minutes straight. Hilarious!!

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Author is a 2005 Kerth Winner; this story is few years older! wink

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