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I guessed right, too. But didn't answer that one because I didn't have time to set up another. Course, only guessed it right because I'm currently in the middle of GEing this fantastic story of Erin's for the Archive. So maybe it was cheating, anyway. LabRat (having a ball reading this one)
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*hides* That's Lex Go *SPLAT!* by CrazyWritersRUs. Nope, wasn't vindinctive, just really creative... So, after much searching... Clark immediately took a small step back. "I'd never do anything you didn't want me to," he said, as if horrified that she might think otherwise. "You do know that, don't you?"
She let out a breath. "I know that, Clark," she conceded. "It's just... Well, you are acting a little strange."
"I can't help how I feel. I'm so completely in love with you, baby."
Baby? Lois fell silent. What was going on here? Why was Clark calling her 'baby'? No one called her 'baby' and actually lived to tell the tale. However, before she could respond, Clark's face broke into a smile.
"Let's get out of here," he said.
"What? Clark, it's the middle of a work day. We can't just..." Her voice trailed off when Clark suddenly became a blur. When it finally stopped, Superman was standing in front of her, hand stretched out to her.
"What... How... Omigod!" Lois gasped as the implications of what she had just seen began to sink in.
"You need me. You wouldn't be much of a hero without a villain. And you do love being the hero, don't you. The cheering children, the swooning women, you love it so much, it's made you my most reliable accomplice." -- Lex Luthor to Superman, Question Authority, Justice League Unlimited
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That's ML Thompson's *awesome* Super Stud ! Uh... how about this one? "I've been all the way around the world," he informed her. "But I started out in Sm--" Another yawn. A real jaw-cracker. "Huh, guess that the whole rocket-ship-to-orbit thing was tougher than I thought..."
"Maybe you should go home," Lois suggested, in a nice soothing voice. "Where is home, by the way?"
"Oh, it's that way," he said, waving his arm towards the west. "No, wait. Which way's north?"
She shrugged helplessly. "Not really sure."
He shrugged back, his eyes getting heavy. "It's out there somewhere. Second star to the right..."
"Of course. You like Peter Pan, then?"
"Oh yeah, love him. Always liked the flying around thing." A yawn interrupted his chuckle. "You're prettier than Tinkerbell. Or Wendy. Wanna come fly with me?" Sara
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Ok, funny! This is "Like a red rock to a Superman" by Pam Jernigan,Wendy Richards and Sara Kraft! this is esy: Lexmark cheered up. A woman? Here? His paper-jam problems would soon be history, then. All women adored him. He beeped for her attention.
Hewlett glared at the loud and brash Lexmark.
Attracted by Lexmark's siren song, the woman approached. "Dammit," she muttered. "Why are these things always jammed up when I need them?"
She thwacked Lexmark coldly, then walked away, leaving the poor printer stunned by the rejection.
Hewlett whined softly. "Please...I need toner..."
Lexmark began frantically thinking -- could he possibly block the supply closet? Didn't the coffee machine owe him some favors? simona
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I know this one! Battle of the Network Printers by Pam and Yvonne. Ok. Hang on. I'll be back. He smiled appreciatively and playfully. "Well, I wanted to talk to you about this weekend."
"This weekend?"
"Yeah," he said.
I noticed he seemed a little nervous.
"What's this weekend?" I asked. I honestly had no idea.
"Well, for one thing, it's our two month anniversary..."
There, right there! I thought, "Shoot me please, now!" I luckily received a phone call right then and he had to go back to his desk.
"He did NOT say two month anniversary, did he?" I thought frantically.
If you, Diary (since I apparently am going crazy and am talking to you like you are a person... I do need more friends), think I am freaking out or clearly have commitment issues, let me explain a little something about two month marks and my life.
When I knew Paul (college Paul that Linda (my then-so-called best friend) stole) for two months, I worked up the courage to ask him out. He said no and proceeded to do jumping jacks on my heart, while doing, um, other stuff with Linda.
When I knew Claude for two months we... well... we slept together. And then he left me. And he stole my story. Don't think that needs more elaboration.
When I dated Lex for two months exclusively... And this was pretty much two months to the DAY... he proposed. And I accepted. And that one went down in the books as a new-age Greek tragedy. Without the gouging out of the eyes, of course... although had that incident actually turned out differently...
Hm.
And here's a clinker... When I was two months old, I got a cold that apparently almost killed me. But I recovered.
Obviously...
About a year ago (post-wedding fiasco), when I was bored at work one day (on a Wednesday, actually) I made this little connection that I have so eloquently laid out here. I call it the Two-Month Syndrome. Clearly bad things, BIG things sometimes, happen to me at the two-month mark. And Clark, bringing up the weekend on a Wednesday (usually we just play the weekends by ear) means that he most likely wants to do something special or big. Something we have to plan for.
This could only mean one thing: disaster. This one has a big, fat clue in it, too. CC
You mean we're supposed to have lives?
Oh crap!
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Well, get ready to read, Rat, because it's Nicole Sullivan's very funny and WAFFy Lois Lane\'s Diary II . Okay, try this: "We have to get you off this island, don't we?" he asked gently, wrapping his arms around her, pulling her into his embrace. "Before you lose your mind?"
He knew. He always knew.
She didn't pretend to misunderstand him.
"I was thinking of swimming for it," she confessed. "I'm still in pretty good shape -"
"Great shape," he interrupted her.
"And if I could make into the international shipping lanes, flag down a cargo ship..."
"At least you haven't given it too much thought, Lois," he laughed. Wendy
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Okay, LabRat, head right over to the archive to read Lois Lane\'s Diary II: And They Lived... by Nicole Sullivan. Next, I have a quote that nobody's gonna get But if someone does, they get a dozen cyber-cookies! "Oh, Lois, it's always good to hear from my favorite pregnant patient," Klein said cheerfully. "Well, my *only* pregnant patient, actually--"
"Dr. Klein," she said softly. "I need your help."
"Though if I had other pregnant--"
"Dr. *Klein*!"
Lois heard a glass-breaking sound in the background and Klein sighing loudly. "There's a stain that won't come out," he muttered.
"Dr. Klein, I *need* your help."
"I'm sorry, Lois. I heard about Superman at the UN. I don't mind him wanting to take over the world, really, but he sounded a little ... well ... nuts." And if nobody claims the cookies today, I'll post another, easier quote. [edit]Darn, Wendy beat me to it! Well, everybody guess hers, and then mine can be considered extra credit PJ who was flattered to be part of two quotes in a row!
"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed. He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement." "You can say that again," she told him. "I have a...." "Oh, shut up."
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Wendy's quote is from one of my very favorites: CC Aiken's awesome When the World Finds Out . Pam's quote looks familiar, but I can't think of it right now, so I won't post a quote of my own... Kathy
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Oh, don't let that hold you back, Kathy I was actually kinda relieved to see that Wendy had posted something, since I wouldn't have to worry about stumping the thread anymore <g> So go ahead and post another quote... PJ
"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed. He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement." "You can say that again," she told him. "I have a...." "Oh, shut up."
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OK, Pam, if you insist The District Attorney smiled a smile so oily one of the officers next to him slipped out of his chair and fell to the floor. "Well, we all know that Superman is in *love* with Lois Lane," he drawled, "so clearly he was lying."
"So if Superman lies on the witness stand, I guess that means the city needs to throw out all the criminals his testimony has put away in the last 3 1/2 years, huh? How many has it been ... four .. five thousand?"
Everyone in the courtroom blanched.
"Oh, well, we didn't say *that*," the judge fumbled, looking at the District Attorney in a panic.
The District Attorney wiped his brow. "No, no, I didn't say that ... I mean, after all, it would be a disaster for my campaign if the people found out that I allowed that many criminals to be put back on the street." He looked nervously around the courtroom. "But no one is going to tell anyone, right?"
Every reporter in the room made a dive for their cell phones.
"Damn." Kathy
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Oh! That's Kathy Brown's Now, Hold On A Minute Here! Try this; "Oh. Well, anyway," Loispunzel drew herself up to her full height (which was considerably taller by the way than Lex's, even without the addition of several cut- throat mercenaries) and eyed him imperiously. "You should take it as read, good sir, that various and sundry unpleasant things shall happen to you henceforth and futurewith should you continue with this evil plot against the royal persons of myself and my father. Furthermore - "
"Can we just take it as read?" Lex interrupted. "This goes on for another four pages if I recall correctly, doesn't it?"
"Five, I think," admitted Loispunzel. "Mr Crispin added half a page because he disagreed with clause five too." She looked at him primly. "It's very bad manners, of course, not to threaten and bluster fruitlessly in full. You do realize that? But..." she sighed. "Okay. So..." She thought for a moment, re-orientating. "Desist at once, you won't get away with this, foul beast...various insults...blah...blah...oh!" She brightened and waved an dictatorial hand at him. "Now *you* say, 'You *will* be mine, princess, so you'd better get used to it. Oh, and laugh evilly."
"I thought the evil laugh was optional?"
"Nope. Made it mandatory last summer. After that incident with those two kids and that cottage made of gingerbread. Remember? That witch was given five years for cackling instead?" Sara
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CC's "And Back Again" Well, he looked so...vulnerable. Lying there, huddled under his blankets. That dark hair tousled, his features shadowed. Besides, she thought with an amused twist of her lips, how could anyone who still kept his favorite Snoopy blankie in the top drawer of his bureau be anything but a great big softie? <You keep the Woodstock tooth mug you got for your third birthday in your - > Yes, well that was entirely different! Not the same thing at all. They weren't talking about her, she told her other half primly. They were talking about Clark. Yes. Clark. She sighed. An enigma wrapped up in a mystery bundled up in a Snoopy blanket. TEEEEEJ
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I recognized this last night, TJ, but I didn't reply because I didn't have a new quote to paste, and I figured I'd give someone else a chance... but since no one's jumped in and I've thought of a bit to quote... this is LabRat's Epiphany (the story that taught me how to spell epiphany ). New quote: "Look at it this way. Now that you know, I won't have to make stupid excuses to run off and save the day anymore. You can make the stupid excuses for me." PJ
"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed. He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement." "You can say that again," she told him. "I have a...." "Oh, shut up."
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(the story that taught me how to spell epiphany [Goofy] ) ROTFL, Pam. I have to be pretty proud of that, considering that I'm the lousiest speller in the world. LabRat
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> this is LabRat's Epiphany (the story that taught me how to spell epiphany Sara
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It's Twins by Nan Smith. New quote: Ralph’s head shot up, and he shoved the papers back into position. “Oh, hi, Clark!” he called, pasting on a bright smile. “I was just, ah, looking for a pen!”
But Clark wasn’t finished with him. He crossed the room in a few long strides, reached his desk, and grabbed Ralph’s head in both hands. He lowered his head and kissed Ralph lovingly. Tricia
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Ooh! That's Can I Kiss the Monkey by Sarah. (Why isn't that on the archive yet??) Then the Mad Professor makes a special show DNA grenade and pistol set to go With a gusto we admire He shouts, "Ready, aim, FIRE!" Saskia
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