Very comical! Thanks for the giggle!
Grammer and punctuation may be very boring, but they add to the emotion of a story. Spaces, paragraphs, !? and other stuff can pump a story up to the next level of wow. It can be fun learning how to get an idea, mess with it, put it in MS Word, or something, to see how you can make it better so you can express you idea more clearly and make the reading more enjoyable, relaxing and less work for the reader to interpret. Sometimes when you edit - spell check and so on - more ideas can pop into your head.
I wish I could come up with ideas, like you did. To me that is the hardest part. My imagination left me when I was about 21. English may be my first language, but I still have a lot of work to do - so you are not the only one!! Keep rockin' and working on your skills and I know I'll be there to read 'em!!!!!
