Humm... interesting. I think my two questions would be:
1. 2nd season Clark (dressed in a tuxedo or a dark shirt, casual pants and a jacket): Would you mind read some of the nfics posted in this page, get a good idea of what could be your life married with Lois and forget about some dumb curse and bring all the fans a new and improved seasons 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.... n ?
2. After you do that, can you pretend that my name is Lois Lane?
