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#96. Feed her fish. She will often forget about them in the pursuit of a story. #97. If said fish meet their timely (or untimely) end, comfort Lois and help her find new ones to torture erm... nurture. I could keep on talking about fish, but maybe these two cents are enough.  Four more, anyone?
Granny Weatherwax: 'You've got to think headology, see? Not muck about with all this beauty and wealth business. That's not important.'
Wyrd Sisters, Terry Pratchett
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#98 Don't worry about buying her potted flowers for her desk. She has a terrible black thumb when it comes to plants. Buy her cut flowers instead as they are expected to die anyway (just remember to refill the container with water for her in the meantime.)
CLARK: No. I'm just worried I'm a jinx.
JONATHAN: A jinx?
CLARK: Yeah. Let's face it, ever since she's known me, Lois's been kidnapped, frozen, pushed off buildings, almost stabbed, poisoned, buried alive and who knows what else, and it's all because of me.
-"Contact" (You're not her jinx, you're her blessing.)
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#99. Remind her that yes, you are weird. But it works for you.
Battle On,
Deadly Chakram
"Being with you is stronger than me alone." ~ Clark Kent
"One little spark of inspiration is at the heart of all creation." ~ Figment the Dragon
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Rule #100 – Even though Lois acts like she never wants children, this is just to disguise the fact that she’s scared of being a failure as a mother, as she assumes Ellen Lane was. (She wasn’t a complete failure or Lois wouldn’t be the wonderful woman that she is.) Lois wants very much to have children, and even broke down in tears when she learned that biologically we were incompatible to produce offspring. I’m sorry.
VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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#101. When you're told that you can't have children, be there for her. Don't give up hope and don't let her give it up either. Be there for each other. You might just be surprised with what the future holds. We did it! 
Granny Weatherwax: 'You've got to think headology, see? Not muck about with all this beauty and wealth business. That's not important.'
Wyrd Sisters, Terry Pratchett
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Phew! For a while there, I thought we'd never make it. Thank you all for all your great contributions. I've been keeping a running tally and shall have the full list up on the boards later today.
VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by VirginiaR: <strong> Phew!  Awesome! Great work all!
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"Being with you is stronger than me alone." ~ Clark Kent
"One little spark of inspiration is at the heart of all creation." ~ Figment the Dragon
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102. You're allowed to touch Lois, just not her copy.
VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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Too true.  #103. Mad Dog's bark is worse than her bite. 
The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)
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#104 - Know what battles are worth picking with her.
#104a - Know that you probably won't win, regardless.
Battle On,
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"Being with you is stronger than me alone." ~ Clark Kent
"One little spark of inspiration is at the heart of all creation." ~ Figment the Dragon
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