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For my short story, "College Tempus":
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Tempus: I have a new evil plan to destroy Utopia. I'll kill Lois Lane in the past before Kent ever knew her. Bwahaaa haaa.
Lois: I'm feeling really sick.
Tempus: Hey, she's not dying yet. I need to... WHOA!!!! Who's that hot lady? Elena! {Smooch}
Tempus (thinking): Lois Lane? Who's she?
Lois: I feel a lot better.
-- Roger
"The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself." -- Benjamin Franklin
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Okay, it's nearly midnight and I'm feeling punch-drunk, so here goes... (btw, I really can't remember these stories very well, so apologies for any inaccuracies <g>) FoDI: Clark: Help! Everyone thinks I'm Superman, Lois! Lois: Oh, no, what shall we do? altClark: Fear not. I am here to help you. L&C: Gosh, thanks, altClark. Clark: Yay, no-one thinks I'm Superman any longer! altClark, disappearing back to his own dimension: Goodbyeeeeeeeee.... **** FoDII: altClark: Gosh, I'm so lonely. Clark: There, there. Cheer up, there's a good superhero! altClark: But I'm so lonely! Clark: There, there. Cheer up, there's a good superhero! altClark: But I'm so, so lonely! <sob> Clark: There, there. Everything will turn out okay in the end, you'll see. altClark: But I'm so lone- Hang on, who's that? Cue "Lady Sings The Blues" as performed by a Lois-Lane lookalike. **** FoDIII: Wanda: Don't mess with me, kiddo. I'm as hard as nails and I talk out the side of my mouth just like a gangster's moll. altClark: But...but... Luthor: Hands off, buster. altClark: But...but... Wanda: Save me from Luthor, Clark! altClark: But...but...you're... Wanda: I'm so miserable. altClark: Lois! altLois: I'm so miserable Luthor: Take that, you miserable alien, you! altClark: Ow, that hurt! Klein on his motorbike, smashing through a door: Woo-hoo! altLois: I'm so miserable altClark: I'm sick altLois: I'm still miserable altClark: I'm getting better altLois: But I'm still miserable altClark: I'm better, but miserable because Lois is miserable altLois and altClark: We're miserable Luthor, being strangled by altClark: Ow, that hurt! altClark: Take that, you miserable criminal, you! altLois: I'm less miserable now that Luthor is heading for prison altClark: I'm actually vaguely happy now that Lois isn't so miserable altLois: I'm worried, because Clark is flying us to Smallville altClark: I'm running away from my responsibilities The End I think that's enough for now! Yvonne 
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OK, I have to give this a go: RD version of Butterfly Legacy (Long Version) ... Clark: I'm so depressed that Lois married Lex Luthor. Think I'll learn a trade. Gillian: Hey, Superman Sam. Why don't you ditch the spandex and go native for a bit? Have a few shots of chicha and hang around Colombia playing Peace Corps volunteer with me. Clark: What, Lois is a widow? See ya later, Gillian. I love ya but, after all, Lois is my soul mate. We'll always have San Pablo... The end Lynn
You know that boy'd walk on water for you? Or he'd drown tryin'. -Perry White to Lois in Just Say Noah
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A Closet Encounter ( Long version ) "Hey - we're locked in a closet!" *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* The End. Mere
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Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly.
Aramis: Yes, sorry.
Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.
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Catch of a Lifetime
Clark: "Let's go fishing!"
Lois: (rolls her eyes) "I hate fishing."
Clark: "How about we get married instead?"
Lois: "Okay!"
* * * * * ...and the more serious... * * * * *
Love Thy Neighbor
Adam: "Gee, it sure is swell living next door to those nice people, the Kents."
Elliot: "I'm evil and underhanded. AND I have Kryptonite."
Lois: "I'm pregnant."
Clark: "Hooray!"
Elliot: "Let's expose Clark to Kryptonite to see if he's really Superman!"
Lois: "I heard that. I'm gonna tell Clark--whoops! Ow." (falls)
Clark: "Lois, we lost the baby."
Lois: . . .
Clark: "Lois, talk to me!"
Lois: "I'm so sad. I wasn't ready to be a mom, but I'm still sad."
Elliot: (with Kryptonite) "Enough of this sentimentality!"
Lois: (fights him)
Clark: "Thanks, Lois! Let's kiss!"
"He's a man. I'm a woman. Do you want me to draw you a diagram?" -Lois Lane, I've Got a Crush on You.
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Ooh, thanks for resurrecting this one, these are great Tryst (long version) Lois: I knew I shouldn't have come to Africa. Now I'm dying. Bummer. Clark: Yay, got hired at the Planet! Hang on, am I hearing voices? Lois: You can hear me! And what's with the flying? <ghostly smooch> Lois: Oh, no, I'm fading... Clark: Hmm, maybe I should go over to Africa... Lois: Look, I'm alive! Let's go home and create Superman and live happily ever after. <smooch> The End Getting carried away here... Just Like That...? (long version) Lois: Hey, I'm blond! A clone body? Asabi did a soul transfer? Clark, help me! Clark: Who the heck are you? Lois: I'm Lois! Clark: Are not. Lois: Am too. Clark: Are not. Lois: Am too. Clark: Lemme sleep on it... ** Lex: Now, I've got you! Lois: Go to hell! Lex: You first. <bang> Lois: Thanks, Superman! Lex: You can't arrest me! Ahh, a bus!! <thud> Clark: C'mon Lois, let's go home. The End -- but wait, there's a sequel! Being Lois Lane (long version) Lois: Clark, I know I'm in a clone body, but... Clark: You're really Lois. Let's get married! ** Martha: Who's that blond chick with my son? Clark: It's Lois! Martha: Oh. Well, good. ** Ellen (drunk): Who's that blond chick with that lying cheating louse Clark? Lois: We'll come back later. ** Perry: Clark, who's the blond chick? Clark: It's Lois! Perry: And I'm Elvis. Lois: No, really! Perry: Okay. The End PJ
"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."
--Stardust, Caroline K
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More? RD version of Rage (Long version) Bad Guy: Get back or I'll hurt Lois! Lois: Don't hurt me and my unborn baby! Clark: Don't hurt Lois!! Clark <Ugh! I'm gonna kill him for hurting Lois!> Lois: Clark, what's wrong? Why are you pushing me away? Clark <I have to stay away from Lois because she's giving me panic attacks> Adam: I don't blame you for wanting to kill that bad guy. Clark: I shouldn't have done that, but I guess I can understand why I did it. We all have a dark side. Lois: Oh, Clark, I'm so glad you're back. Lois and Clark <smooch...more than smooch...smooch> Clark: Geez, I feel a whole lot better. The End RD Version of Save Me, Superman (Long version) Lois: I can't believe Clark is dead. I'm so depressed. Wait, he can't be dead because there was no blood on his shirt. He must be Superman. Clark: What's this, a letter from Lois? But she thinks I'm dead. Oh, she loves me! Lois: I love you, you lunkhead! The End This is depressing me - all of that work to write these stories and I could have managed the same message in a few lines? Oy! Lynn
You know that boy'd walk on water for you? Or he'd drown tryin'. -Perry White to Lois in Just Say Noah
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Okay, back for another.
Kidnapped:
altClark: Give me back my son!
Clark: But we raised him as our own!
altClark: Give. Me. Back. My. Son.
Clark: But he knows us. We love him. He loves us.
altClark: Please, I beg you. Give me back my son.
Lois: But he has a Mommy and a Daddy here. He's happy here.
altClark: Really? Oh, okay. Bye, Jon! Have a nice life.
The End.
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I'm enjoying everyone else's, so... All Stirred Up ( Long version ) Lois: "Is it a fireball? Is it a meteorite? No, it's Superman! Let's break into Clark's place." Supes: "Yikes! What's with the spandex - am I in a circus?" Lois: "No, actually you're an alien with superpowers." Supes: "Naaaaah." Lois: "No, really! Watch -" (Tries to stab Supes with kitchen knife) Supes: "Uhhhh - oh. Why'm I such a dork, though?" ***** Lois: "I've worked it out! You're Clark's boyfriend!" Supes: "Naaaaah." (Kisses Lois) "Hey, look - I can fly!" Lois: "Yay!" Martha and Jonathan: "We're here, panic over! Bye, Lois! Sit down, son..." ***** Lois: "Omigod! Clark is Superman!" (Kicks teddy) ***** Clark: "Lois, I'm Superman." Lois: "Okay, then." Fade to black ***** Mere
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Lost Without You ( long version ) Clark: "I don't want to talk to you, Mrs. Luthor." Lois: "What?" Clark: "I'm going, need my lucky pen." Lois: "What? But I love you!" (cries) Superman: "What a mess! All my fault!" Lois: "You came back... but you..." Clark (spinning): "Yes, it's really me." Lois: "Oh, I love you and forgive you everything!" Clark: *smooch* "Love you too." *smooch* "Forgiven." *smooch*
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[Yay, my connection is finally back for the evening...  ] Okay, Epiphany : Lois: Hmmmmmmmm. Clark looked darn cute at the festival tonight, think I'll fall in love with him. Clark: Why is Lois looking at me that way? Does she want to kiss me? Clark and Lois: <smooch> <smooch> Lois and Clark: <smooch> <smooch> (As I recall there was a lot of smooching in this one) Lois: Eeek! Clark: Yikes! Martha: Clark, quit pretending you're asleep, I think everyone could hear you canoodling from town to Kansas City. Clark: Sure, Mom. Well, that was embarrassing. Okay, where were we? Clark and Lois: <smooch> <smooch> Lois: Woah! Clark! You're a...very patient man?!?!? Clark: Yes. And also Supe--- (Fade to black)
Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly.
Aramis: Yes, sorry.
Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.
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It sounds like fun. I´ll try it with my micro-little-tiny vignette "Happy Anniversary, Honey" posted now in Fanfic. **** He called her and said he would be late once again but, he had a special reason for that. He bought roses for her. He woke her up and said: "Happy anniversary, honey" "Oh, Perry... you shouldn´t have".
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Another MLT one posted in Fanfic. "Dying is something I Do Not Intend To Do" *** Lois got a letter. Lois read the letter. Lois fainted. "My eternal love, I shall come back to kill you. With all my love and certainty, L.L" MDL= or  ?
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Swear to God, this time we're eloping: Lois: "Come on, let's forget this stuff in Metropolis and go to Vegas." Clark: "Okay." Medical Miracles 2: Dr. Klein: "Blah blah blah. You're able to have children." Amygdala: Clark: "Oh no, Lois has fallen and she can't get up. Oh no, I can't move either. But it will all be okay in the end." Basketball: Lois: "Owwwww! My ankle. Wait, forget about my ankle! You're Superman." "Snow" series: I love you. I'm Superman. Let's get married. - Laura 
Laura "The Yellow Dart" U. (Alicia U. on the archive)
"A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles." -- Christopher Reeve
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Through the Window:
Lois: Hey, what's that? A window?
Tempus: Come and see, darlin'
Lois: Damn. This isn't good.
AltClark: Woohoo! This is so good!
AltLois: Watch where you're going, buddy.
AltClark: <<Woohoo! Even better! And, oh, wait, kind of bad.>>
Wells: Am I late? What did I miss?
Lois: See ya.
Clark: You were where? Married to...who??
You mean we're supposed to have lives?
Oh crap!
~Tank
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These are all tremendous fun, but I had to comment on this one: Amygdala:
Clark: "Oh no, Lois has fallen and she can't get up. Oh no, I can't move either. But it will all be okay in the end."  PJ
"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."
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Since RL is threatening to overtake my author's life, I thought I'd sneak in and play along with you guys. Btw, all of these are great! Boy, does this seem scary how little of words needed to sum up one's story. Maybe I can do this with my "Getting to Know Them" story until I find some time to finish it?  (thought I'd try) Getting to Know Me Long Version Here Short version: Lucy: Fill out this questionnaire. Lois: This is stupid but okay. While writing answers, Lois states: Oh wow, I love Clark. Lois emails it home, but oops, emails it to Clark too.
"With words one can escape reality..."
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Let's see if I can do one here...
Our Lady of Ni
Lois: Gimme your habit, you old nun!
Clark: I'm waiting for some files at midnight! Everyone's doing it!
Lois: Dr. Kent, join me in some vespers, please.
Police: Why is there a nun tied up?
Perry: You can darn well rot in that jail cell tonight.
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Death of Luthor:
Lex: Marry me, or I'll kill superman!
Lois: Oh no! Okay, I'll marry you.
Jimmy: Lois, Superman's dead!
Lois: Die, you scum!
Lex: Oh no, I'm falling!
Lex: Oh no, I'm drowning!
Lex: Oh no, I'm being eaten!
Lex: Oh no, I'm on fire!
Lex: Oh no, I'm being squished!
Elves: Yay, Lex is dead! Let's dance!
Lois: What a wierd dream! Clark, no more bad italian food; okay?
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