Hi Lucille!
How on Earth had she done it? He would never have guessed that any reporter -- even one so talented -- could have such an effect on the newspaper’s readership in less than a week.
So, Lois’s first week as an investigative reporter?
According to this report, circulation was down by over 10% compared to last week.
Wait what?
The reason was almost universally the paper’s new food columnist.
/scratches head/
transferred Lois Lane from the Planet’s city section to its food section,
Michael
