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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
One always has to make sure that there’s a new project in the line.
LOIS: That’s why I’m keeping Superman *and* Clark in the lineup for when I’m done doing Lex.
CLARK: Score! /fist pump/ I get to go twice.

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Mistress in disguise?
LEX: [has evil thoughts about Lois]
LOIS: Which is why I use the masculine form of the word.

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ER: She trying to meet men in the soup kitchen? Well, one man.

EW: Actually, Louie never *said* the guy was guy.
ER: Good thing Lois experimented with Linda in college?
LOIS: Beating them up?

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EW: Quid pro quo in charitable works?
LEX: I do it with the Lucky Girls. I give them shelter. They gives me sex.
NIGEL: And I give them food, only some of which has been poisoned.

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LOIS: I'll have you know those pickles were my sisters.
BOBBY: Oh, so Jimmy's making you an Auntie. Congratulations.
ER: Awww, little Ellie will have a nephew to play with!
Who's Ellie? Did Ellen or Sam have another child or Clark get a sibling somewhere? Or did you mean 'cousin'?

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quote: He’s a stalking serial killer who specialized in female reporters?

LOIS: Why don't any of them stalk Linda King?
ER: Because they don’t do trollops? Because even creepy stalkers have standards? Because they would prefer not to experience excruciating pain while relieving themselves?
LOIS: At least, if they stalked her instead of me they could still relieve themselves without tubing.

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ER: /suggests/ She could sign up with one of Lex’s madams?

EW: To unionize escorts? I don't think he'd like that any more.
LOIS: There’s no pleasing this man.
MRS. COX: I beg to differ.
LEX: Hush, Mrs. Cox. Let her keep trying. I'm sure she'll figure it out eventually.

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ER: It would work if men wouldn’t get it wrong about half the time.

EW: Exactly... wait, only half the time?
ER: Yeah. If they got it wrong all the time, then you could easily always tell them the opposite thing of what to do and they would then do what you want. But with a chance of 50:50 it’s the same as telling them what to do and just hoping for the best. BTW, see, men are better than a lottery ticket.
MRS. COX: I don’t know. Catching a good payday is just as rare as with the lottery.
So, what you're saying is that Lois has more of a chance winning with a man than with the lotto?
LOIS: Very funny.

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CLARK: Now, Lois, I wouldn't do an ADA for just anyone to get them a reduced sentence...
No wonder Mayson doesn't like Superman.
MAYSON: Yeah, he never called me for a second date.
CLARK: Rachel was better? Might have been a tie with Lana though.
LOIS: /mad/
Why is Lois mad that Clark thought Mayson was as bad as his bad ex-fiancee?

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Only to flying superheroes, everyone else has to pay.
GREEN LANTERN: [Hyper]
ER: I think Diana is also pretty light on her feet.
BATMAN: I can fly. /points at Batwing and basejump-wings/
LOIS: [Linked Image] Don't you people have anything better to do than ruin Superman's life?
JLA: [Linked Image]

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Ooops. You forgot to mention the suicide note in his hand. Also, would Superman float? Isn't he denser than water? So, wouldn't he sink?
ER: Good point. Just like a Hobbit.
LOIS: So, Superman has really big feet?
laugh It's been debated that she might already knows the answer to that question.
SUPERMAN: Red boots make your feet appear smaller.

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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