Yay! I get to start the topic!

This was very cute and clever. 16, eh?

/me affixes spongy material to front and rear bumpers of car wink

I see I'm not the only one who was born in close proximity to their father's birthday. cool



Not only was it cute and clever, it made me rotflol repeatedly. I particularly liked:
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This giant cake to my left---erm, I mean this giant cake to my right… Sorry. We can edit that out, can’t we?

We’re LIVE?
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Hmm, here’s an odd-shaped one; the card says ‘Happy Birthday from the FoLCs’. Who the heck are the FoLCs?
and if I don't stop quoting now, I'll have th whole thing reposted here, fragment by fragment!

Happy early birthday, Mary! And a happy birthday to your dad. laugh

Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.

- Under the Tuscan Sun