Oh dear. It’s filled with Kryptonite.
Right. Purely coincidental. But it does have a beautiful, green glow when it explodes.
Yes, quite shiny too.
Bill Church Sr. /deadpans/
But, but, but...he told the truth!
And somehow didn't hit any red lights.
Let’s hope none of them like fish.
"Fish are friends, not food!" Although, maybe one has developed a taste for sushi?
Baby shark.
Tempus?
He stalks lasanga.
I just realized, it’s past May and Lex is still alive Is that a side-effect of his not dating Lois? Or is that all because Clark arrived in Metropolis in September instead of in May?
Dating Lois was hazardous to his health.
Ummm Oh, right. She said *little* details.
Glad someone caught that!
Okay? /starts chewing at nails/
Oooh, that's a bad habit. Of course, I don't blame you...
So is Lex.
Hey! That’s that’s *EVIL*!
<points to evil author membership card and jacket>
Just how big is it? Because originally, I thought, maybe the size of a soda can, tops. /goes back and rereads/ Oh, the size is not mentioned.
It's not. But I thought the big display rockets were a decent size, at least as long as a roll of paper towels.
Soon. Very soon. I promise.
/points at long nfics that have no bad guys at all. Or at least, not in any story-supporting fashion but rather as seasoning/
True. Got me on that point.
