Well, gee, Female Hawk, "Headline Lover" could mean quite a few things. clap laugh Enjoyable little vignette!

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.