This was wonderful.

I think my favorite part was this:
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And I need a few things for my kitchen. A new spatula, for one.”

“You need a spatula?” I asked. Lois had a spatula? And what could she possibly have used it for that she would need to replace it?

“Yes, I do,” she said haughtily.

“What happened to the old one?” I asked, suspicious.

“I…um… burned it… making… soup?” she answered lamely.

“You used a spatula to make soup?” I clarified.

She sighed. “Fine. I used it as a fly swatter. But I really did burn the old one. I left it on the stove accidentally.”

“And you turned the stove on?” I asked her.
I love Lois-in-the-kitchen humor.

I'm glad that despite everything they got a nice ending.

Bob