Thanks so much, everyone! I'm a tad exhausted after my exertions this morning (yay for yard sale-ing), so I'll just say I'm glad you like it.
"I'll end up thinner than I'd planned"? Is that an American idiom?
No, it's not, but it's a take on road pizza or pavement pancake -- the result of the body once it hits the ground from a great height.
Part 3 coming right up!