Oh, goodness me, poor Lois... ah, but this Lois deserves it!

This line had me in stitches:

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Getting closer to being awake, she decided to relieve herself before taking on the poultry version of Moulin Rouge.
The poultry version of Moulin Rouge! Because the chicken stole Lois's Jimmy Choos shoes! I know, I know, Miss Piggy isn't exactly a chicken :p but for some reason I couldn't help thinking of her doing the can-can in the hen house, as I was reading this! rotflol

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It took me a while to recover from the belly laugh I got out of imagining Lois chasing chickens to recover her ultra-high heel shoes. (Particularly as Miss Piggy kept poking her snout into the hen house with Lois, like an extra who can't be chased off the stage!) Well, this Lois managed to return to poultry-free safety with her shoes and eggs... The girl can learn! Let's see if she can survive being run through Clark Kent's Kansas farm version of boot camp!

Ann

P.S. Erruk-a Reerruh Ruuuuh, eh? Here in Sweden these noisy birds say Kuckelikuuu!!!

Erruk-a Reerruh Ruuuuh!