Okay, you have a love a fanfic that starts with this:
"Now listen up, folks. This year's carnival isn't going to be any ordinary carnival. It's a cartoon carnival." Perry held his hands up to stop the mumbling. "That means you have to come dressed as your favorite cartoon character. Everybody does. If you're not going to the carnival, you're going to be working. If you're not dressed as a cartoon character, you're not going to the carnival. Comprende?"
"Seriously, don't start with me, Clark. I'm supposed to be your best friend and you don't even have the courtesy to tell me."
The secret???
She stopped and turned and stared at him again. "Well, Clark, when were you planning on telling me that you were married and had a BABY?"
*insert bug eyed smiley*
"You don't like…" She took a deep breath. "You like girls, don't you, Clark?"
Poor Clark.
Hehe! I love the ending.
Great job!
Laura
