Great part. Loved the darn nice guy reference. And somehow, I think I've guessed the end to this, and it is brilliant! Can't wait to see how you tied it up.

I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.