Okay, lemme have it smile

Thanks to KathyB, Rivka, Claire, Annie and Marnie for helping me figure out what the heck to do with the mess I had to start with wink

This story is finished, but I haven't gone through and planned out all the breaks, so I'm not entirely sure how many sections I'll be posting it in. It might go to 6 parts, but it's more likely that it will only take 5 parts.

PJ

"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."

--Stardust, Caroline K