DJ, there's a nice doctor you might visit. Her name's Friskin, and all you have to do is write yourself visiting her. Of course, then you would be psychoanalysing yourself, and that's probably not a good thing. But writing yourself in the third person so much sounds like Clark and Superman.

You had me scared it was only a dream. Naughty Naughty Naughty.

Please write Tank's visit from Lois. Please.

"Two baths with one tub". That sounds like nfic to me.


I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.