Hi Barbara!
very intense, albeit much too short, honeymoon.
They had two weeks in bed!
LOIS: Your point being…?
Neither Lois nor Clark were yet ready to step out into the newsroom and spend a whole day as a professional reporting team when they’d rather continue where they’d left off this morning in their bedroom.
They could “investigate” an abandoned warehouse?
”Boys, we need to do something,” Fear whispered. “The elevator doors are going to open in five…four…three…two…”
Wonderful. A new type of fear emerges. Fear of missing out on nookie!
FEAR: It’s a real thing!
”Well, I’m trying to push Clark’s feet against the bottom of the elevator,” Sadness grumbled. “But the flight mode is a bit sluggish when Lois is kissing Clark like that.”
”But the button is for emergencies,” Fear squealed.
Disgust grinned. “This sort of counts as an emergency, don’t you think?”
. “We really don’t want feet shaped imprints on the elevator floor.”
Yes, that would be embarrassing. Also, now I’m flashing to Ultra Woman and if Lois left female imprints, indicating weight issues as the trope-based issue.
”Oh, boy, can’t we be a damn man about it and press that f***** button?” Anger’s hand shot toward the controls, but four emotions held him back.
Anger seems to be feeling quite a bit of leftover UST.
let’s not forget to check the manual for the Kryptonian definition of a ‘quickie.’”
It’s three seconds!
CLARK:
Fear shrunk a bit as four pairs of eyes suddenly fixed on him. “Hey, how was I to know that ‘Slow’ would mean-“
Clark is already fumbling for words when he needs to be Superman and this is waaaay more embarrassing.”
Disgust buried his face in his hands. “Oh, do tell!”
So adorable!
This was very yummy (sic)!
Michael
