Summary: It's the holidays, and with that comes one of those occasions that Clark hadn't planned for... if only he could find a way to avoid it, while keeping his secret, well...secret.

...I should note -- I haven't written any L&C in *years*....please go easy on me?

Fic is here. Enjoy!


Superman: Why is it that good villains never die?
Batman: Clark, what the hell are good villains?
=> Superman/Batman: Public Enemies