This whole story was charming and fun and utterly enjoyable, but
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“Oh, god,” she moaned. “You are the cause of all this heat.”
made me laugh out loud. Thank goodness I live alone and have no one to witness me being weird! goofy

"HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE." -Terry Pratchett, Hogfather