Lois has a half-brother she doesn't know about. One day, while dangling over the jaws of death like an hors d'oeuvre, she is rescued by this dashing guy and her boring partner, Clark Kent. The attraction is immediate -- and immediately raises the hackles of Clark, Lex Luthor, and Ellen Lane, who knows that guy reminds her someone, but can't quite put her finger on who.
Meanwhile, Lois and her new boyfriend bond over the mutual experience of having absentee fathers ...
"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”
- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
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