Lois barged in to his motel room saying, "It's nine, I thought you'd be naked. Er, ready."
Clark sighed, "Why didn't I put pants on?"


"It is a remarkable dichotomy. In many ways, Clark is the most human of us all. Then...he shoots fire from the skies, and it is difficult not to think of him as a god. And how fortunate we all are that it does not occur to him." -Batman (in Superman/Batman #3 by Jeph Loeb)