This is priceless! I can just imagine a twelve-year-old Clark discovering this "power" and Jonathan and Martha indulging him, maybe getting him a puppet and everything before he realized how ridiculous it is and that it doesn't work that way.
I can't believe this is a legit power (scraping the bottom of the barrel methinks) but the more you flesh it out, the better it gets. It's mostly convenient for the sake of keeping the secret, though. For some reason, this power (and the rainbow beams one lol) makes me think of
Zoom where all these kids had these wacky and not cool at all superpowers.
"He was acting a little odd, though. I think he was trying to be funny."
It's an inside joke, Lois. You'll get it later.
"A new superpower? That's pretty big news. Is that going to go in your article?"
Lois looked at him and cocked her head to the side, considering. "No, that would be pointless. The power is pretty useless in general, despite what happened today."
Plus it would probably damage her credibility more than anything else.
LOIS: Guys it's true! Superman can do ventriloquism!
PERRY: Sure, Lois. And I can yodel. We should have a talent show. Clark, what can you do?
CLARK: I can fly like Superman!
Fun read!
