Originally Posted by mrsMxyzptlk
Originally Posted by Deadly Chakram
What if Vatman had been the one to get Leigh-Ann pregnant? She really would have thought it was Superman and since Vatman is a clone, his DNA would be exactly the same as Clark's.
Woah, that's going to cause some serious problems!

Superman: I can't possibly be your baby-daddy. I've never met you before in my life.

Leigh-Anne: But I have this picture that proves that we've met.

Superman: I don't remember that.

Leigh-Anne: And the paternity test shows that you're the father.

Superman: Well, there was this clone a few years back... that I have no idea where it came from... and Jesse's the right age for it... he's got to be the father.

Leigh-Anne: Ok, let me talk to this "clone".

Superman: Well, I kind of threw him into the sun.

Leigh-Anne: You killed him?

Superman: Well, he asked me to! He was dying anyway!

Leigh-Anne: Right. You could at least bother to try to make your excuses plausible. So do you actually have any wages I can garnish for child support?

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Ooh this just got delightfully evil! devil


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Deadly Chakram

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