Hi, Michael! What a nice Christmas gift to see you around!
This about the Bruce Campbell series? A crossover where Bill Church Jr. turns out to be Ash?
Ash: I may be a braggart, but I'm not slime!
You know, this sounds just like the Riverlands, during that fall before Gregor Clegane came riding through. Next up: Invasion of the dead.
Ned: I told you. Winter is coming.
More or less. That weird timelessness of dreams.
Oh boy. And suddenly I’m flashing to RoboCop I, the mugging scene.
So, they’re Evil and Dead, I take it?
Deadites: Yes. We're also pretty witty, on occasion.
Indeed. Will you at least *cook* the meat first? What are you, savages?
Deadite Scotty: We would, but Ed here always overcooks it. I like mine medium rare. He always manages to make it well done.
/He’d never make it with that attitude in Gotham.
Bruce:
ASH: Yeah, but do you know just *how* hard it is to get your hands some heavy duty spirits during that time?
Or gas for said chainsaw.
Oh, you mean, like Ramsay Bolton’s diary?
No. The dog food formula cookbook he was working on.
And yet, he’s not blasting him to the next world.
Ash: I can help with that!
Oh dear, they can do that?
With surprising ease. It's an awesome trick to mess with mortals' minds.
Yes, but people don’t *know* that. And he could have stuffed a pillow into the costume, making him look like he’s got a bit of fat around the waist. Or he could have flown to Gotham and gotten a Batman suit instead.
Bruce: No way. Ask Flash.
Thanks for reading!
