Welcome to the boards, Alicia_Rose. Feel free to join us while we brainstorm silly ideas.
How about it teleports Clark to a completely different spot on Earth?
Mom, sorry about the international collect call, but I'm in Australia and I have no idea how I got here. Plus, I don't have any powers (he wouldn't mention that last part to Lois). I've never had any problem using them south of the Equator before...
