I was doing research for bumper stickers for a story based on UltraWoman being called on to breast feed a child in an emergency situation and I found one that sounded kind of funny to me.

I make milk. What's your superpower?


CLARK: No. I'm just worried I'm a jinx.
JONATHAN: A jinx?
CLARK: Yeah. Let's face it, ever since she's known me, Lois's been kidnapped, frozen, pushed off buildings, almost stabbed, poisoned, buried alive and who knows what else, and it's all because of me.
-"Contact" (You're not her jinx, you're her blessing.)