While reading the 50 Shades.. prompt I got to thinking about ways that you could potentially use it with regards to 50 Shades of Lois. My favorite personal idea was 50 costumes. How many has she worn in canon? If there's isn't 50 (likely there isn't) you could imagine all the ways that there might be more adult ones that Clark and Lois might have used in the bedroom.
CLARK: No. I'm just worried I'm a jinx.
JONATHAN: A jinx?
CLARK: Yeah. Let's face it, ever since she's known me, Lois's been kidnapped, frozen, pushed off buildings, almost stabbed, poisoned, buried alive and who knows what else, and it's all because of me.
-"Contact" (You're not her jinx, you're her blessing.)
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