Originally Posted by Darth Michael
EW: I posted a new one today.
ER: Yeah, it’s like a roller coaster!
You write that as if it's a bad thing.

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ER: Maybe they’re just better at making leaps and putting two and two together?
LOIS: /mad at Michael/
CLARK: Not. Helping.
smile

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LOIS: Why Lex wouldn't have survived the year if we had actually married.
ER: So, she wouldn’t have killed him on their wedding sheets?
LOIS: Dying on the first day of the year is still not surviving the year.
Exactly.

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LOIS: Not if you're Superman.
CLARK: I meant bare chest.
ER: Also, one can’t help but notice that Lois wasn’t particularly perturbed by the prospect of Clark doing a careful examination of her upper body.
LOIS: I thought men were visual creatures.

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ER: Awwww…he’s found his happy thought.
EW: Good thing he has that eidetic memory.
ER: Because those thoughts won’t come along often?
[Linked Image]

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EW: You know it's now August. Clark was in the hospital at the end of Feb. Don't you think Lois would have realized if she was pregnant by this time?
ER: /grasping at straws/ She’s not particularly observant when it comes to certain things and there’s several reports of girls or women who first realized they have been pregnant when a newborn plops out of them while they’re on the john?
I don't think those women were the same size as Lois.

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ER: And yet, he felt that she’d like to sleep in her blouse and bra?
EW: Someone might start asking questions if both Clark and Superman had a broken arm.
ER: Superman fell onto Clark while Clark was carrying Kryptonite?
CLARK: Can I write that one down?
LOIS: No, because it's your right arm in the sling.
CLARK: Oh, I can write with both hands.
LOIS: Show off.

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EW: What? Lois can't fantasize?
ER: She does have a lot in common with her former fiancé.
LEX: He says that as if Lois and I aren't meant to be together.

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LOIS: Hi, Mom?
EW: /thinks it’s funny to torture Lois/
ER: /doesn't recommend this course./
This will be answered... well, no, I won't say it. laugh

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ER: Yes. Probably. Better to delay having sex until it goes out of fashion due to them being an old, married couple.
OLD MARRIED COUPLES: /oh those stupid youngsters/
Clark’s POV?
Nope. Jimbo's.

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.