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Thank you for continuing to read and comment. smile You brighten my day.
You’re welcome!

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Continuation of response to Darth Michael's FDK
Oh dear. Sorry that it went a tad long blush

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Lois only knows of one Kryptonian at the moment.
Maybe he should tell her about that time-honored tradition? That way, he wouldn’t have to worry about her sharing his bed…

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Do you mean that she could show up like she just went in search of the Super-Godzilla and he's say "okay"?
Yes. He *might* suggest a sharing a shower first, though.

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Um...Oooookay? After the "know" then? /stupid comma rules/
Yeah. It’s an introductory clause or whatever you call those, not one big happy sentence with two verbs huh

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CLARK: /shifts uncomfortably/ Yes, I'm a HE.
EW: Oooops. /confused about Clark’s gender situation/ Sorry. Fixed.
laugh No wonder he got issues!

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Haven't we established that Lois has a vision problem? i.e. that she can't see what's right before her eyes.
True. Maybe if she got glasses for her farsightedness?

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Perhaps he's proving a point.
You think he’s smart enough?
LOIS: mad Or brave enough?

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ER: /reads between the lines = "Lois wants to jump Clark's bones!"/
EW: There is a reason that this story arc is called "between the lines".
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ER: /scratches head/ Is ‘tripping the patented Clark Kent overload switch’ your invention or was it some other author?
EW: Points to over younder where little Michael dealt some cards.
Oops, yeah, I might have *done* that. But the phrase isn’t in there. I think. No, that was someone else. Sue. Kathy. Wendy. Labby. huh

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But that way she’d be repeating the previous action 9 more times?
So, she'd skip his toes?
huh I’d guess.

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CLARK: /holding now empty bucket of ice water/ Nope, that worked just as it was supposed to.
LOIS: /has boiled off all the ice water/
Does he really think it’s wise to poke the bear in its new cave?

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LOIS: /can’t believe she’s going to make a man out of Jimbo/ Is Jimbo still available?
JIMBO: hyper

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Because he wouldn't move in with her NOW? Or do what he feared?
Yes. The sharing a bed and stuff…

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She didn't say anything about sleeping together. She was just hungry for butterfingers.
[Linked Image] She really should consider that he might try to find some blonde and just keep things professional between them if she keeps that up…

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LOIS: Hey! No sleeping on the ceiling! Get back down here!
laugh Maybe she could pull him down?

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LOIS: /has just realized something/ When you put it that way... My place doesn't seem so bad.
CLARK: Thanks. Thanks a lot.
ER: You’re welcome!

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CLARK: Really, someone was calling for help. I promise, Lois!
He put a tape machine in an abandoned warehouse with him screaming for help on it?

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Not literally jumping on things with both feet.
CLARK: Can we just not experiment in that department, please?
laugh He’s adorable, isn’t he?

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LOIS: I didn't *say* that!
CLARK: /gives Michael a 'can you believe her' look./
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EW: I believe she said, “We’ve slept together before, you know,” /is deliberately obtuse. Like Clark/
LOIS: Hey!
ER: Hey!

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ER: You evil, evil writer. /that's not allowed!/
EW: What? /adds some buffer to my EW badge/ Why not?
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Why would Clark move the treadmill that Lex gave Lois to HIS apartment?
CLARK: Nope, that sucker is toast.
New one?

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ER: Can someone hiding an alien invader be considered ‘innocent’?
EW: Who are you? Trask? Wayne Irig wasn't innocent?
[Linked Image] Also, I was talking about the Kents.

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I made reference to it oh... um... way back... um... in Section I. If anyone recalls.
Umm…

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Well, they are trying not to associate Lois with Superman much, because otherwise he'll be accused of stealing Clark's girl.
MAYSON: See? Also, Clarkie, now that you know that your girlfriend’s a hussie, how about you trade up?

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LOIS: No, the rest of my life. What is he talking about Clark?
CLARK: /does not believe in actually explaining that tidbit to her/
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ER: /suggests the magical kind/
CLARK: I don't do so well with magic.
clap Also, that’s a heart. I was thinking given how he has super hearing…

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Sooner she comes, the sooner she...
LOIS: Blows up?
Jealous?

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Things are changing because this universe is starting to move further from canon. Is that okay?
ALT-CLARK: But canon Clark and canon Lois got married. /does not like things to change/
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Didn’t you say they hadn’t met yet? /ER doesn't like subterfuge/
EW: That you knew of. /is not the most reliable of narrators/
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Not sure. I was taught that a comma always goes before "because". If not, it's just tooooooooo confusing.
[Linked Image] Yeah, actually I thought so, too. Until I googled for the exception case right now. Anyhow, this time the because clarifies that that was the reason why they wanted her off.

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I don't know what you mean. Cat is in Houston.
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On the negative side, Lois knows his secret and where the Kryptonite is kept.
So, trump card?

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Lois only does threesomes with Superman.
MAYSON: Then I'm out!
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The date? No, she know Clark didn't make a date with Mayson. He's not THAT stupid.
He’s not?

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CLARK: /points upward/ See my halo?
[Linked Image] ? But to be fair, he’s not smart enough to try and make Lois jealous on purpose.
CLARK: confused Why would I try to trick her into wanting me? I already have trouble keeping her virtue intact until after our honeymoon.

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See, only with Superman.
CLARK: About that...
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Wouldn’t it be fun if one of the alternate Clarks where to show up?

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GRAVITY: I’d like to file a civilian suit for that, too.
EW: /approves/ Brilliant!
Thank you blush

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She really does want to go and pick up a nice blonde in a bar together with Clark!
Perhaps that should read "without informing me first"?
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ER: No, you’re scheduled not before part…350?
EW: /scared by that prospect/ Don't you want to see what I have planned for Book 3?
Oh, I do. And the sequel to the one where Lois and Clark met at splash mountain. And the one for Missing Lois. And… and… and… hyper Oh, I guess I see your point blush

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