Like Liam Neeson, I have a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long fanfic career. Skills that provide entertainment for people like you. If you don't want to bid on a story from me, that will be the end of it. But if you're the highest bidder, I will write for you. Surely there's a missing scene out there that you've secretly wanted to read. Or maybe there's a conversation that you've long yearned for Lois and Clark to have. That's my offer -- you tell me what you want them to talk about and I will give you at least five pages (roughly 2500 words) of banter, flirting, revelation, sexual tension, or even nfic (or all of the above).

I'm willing to write just about anything but kidfic. And any nfic would have to be L/C only. (That Cat/Jimmy story will have to wait.)

Currently I'm in the midst of a major home remodel, so I won't be able to really start writing until after May 5.


Lois: You know, I have a funny feeling that you didn't tell me your biggest secret.

Clark: Well, just to put your little mind at ease, Lois, you're right.
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