You know that you live in Metropolis when...

-- ditzy, arm-candy, trophy-wife blondes are actually smarter than their criminal mastermind megalomaniac husbands

LOIS: Correction. Women are routinely smarter than the men in general.

CLARK: Hey!

LOIS: Are you saying I'm wrong?

CLARK: blush uh, no. Just that it cuts a little close to home.

-- Women in general are either major players or the "Boss" (so to speak) in many of the city's criminal plots (Dr. Baines, Toni Taylor, Miranda, Candice the magician, Mrs. Harrison, Mrs. Lake, the Ex-Mrs. Luthor, Dr. Kelly, etc., etc., etc.)

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.