Mine's more like puh-tae-to.

On a side note, how do y'all pronounce hemorrhoid? In TX, (or at least Houston) we pronounce it Hem-or-oid but some other FOLCS thought that was the funniest thing ever. Seriously though! Even doctors call them hem-or-oids.


A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always
depend on the support of Paul.

-George Bernard Shaw