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Originally posted by Marcus Rowland:
82.735% of the statistics you see on line are invented.
I've once seen this signature in a forum:
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87.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot. If you're one of the 42% of statistics that doesn't, copy and paste this into your sig. In addition, 126.324% of the previous statement does not make sense.

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